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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness

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Keeping log of some of my more lol comments that won.

Gingaku decided that you wrote the winning message, and has declared you BEST IN BOTTLE. You and Gingaku have both won a 250 Gold prize. Congratulations!

Original question: Do you bite your toenails?!?!!?

Your winning response: No. I pay little Vietnamese ladies to tend my nails.

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Dimensional_Mii decided that you wrote the winning message, and has declared you BEST IN BOTTLE. You and Dimensional_Mii have both won a 250 Gold prize. Congratulations!

Original question: Flamingos!

Your winning response: Apparently black people are scared of flamingos....

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eartless_gazer7625 decided that you wrote the winning message, and has declared you BEST IN BOTTLE. You and heartless_gazer7625 have both won a 250 Gold prize. Congratulations!

Original question: i went around school and went on one knee asking everyone around me if they would bare my child. I got 13 yes 2 no and one girl said that no, she wouldn't have mine, i would have hers! XD

Your winning response: Thirteen people said yes? You better get busy then.

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Sallestia decided that you wrote the winning message, and has declared you BEST IN BOTTLE. You and Sallestia have both won a 250 Gold prize. Congratulations!

Original question: What was your best way of getting even?

Your winning response: A kick to the balls.

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Leget decided that you wrote the winning message, and has declared you BEST IN BOTTLE. You and Leget have both won a 250 Gold prize. Congratulations!

Original question: write a poem

Your winning response: Here is my poem It is my own Let it be known This is my poem.

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Mixer_Harvester52 decided that you wrote the winning message, and has declared you BEST IN BOTTLE. You and Mixer_Harvester52 have both won a 250 Gold prize. Congratulations!

Original question: This is what you say when you have a hangover. "When the party was over, ___ took out his glass eye, hung his pegleg in the closet, then he started to cry!" (Insert name in blank.)

Your winning response: THERE'S A TIGER IN THE BATHROOM!!!

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touvidy1 decided that you wrote the winning message, and has declared you BEST IN BOTTLE. You and touvidy1 have both won 1 Verizon Studio Headphones. Congratulations!

Original question: do u like to dance

Your winning response: Last time I danced the paramedics were called because the other party-goers thought I was having a seizure. So the answer to your question is, 'Not any more.'

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Jenny Bum decided that you wrote the winning message, and has declared you BEST IN BOTTLE. You and Jenny Bum have both won 1 Verizon Studio Headphones. Congratulations!

Original question: Life is never how you pictured it, but it's definately worth the film!

Your winning response: I have a digital camera.

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rawrmscared decided that you wrote the winning message, and has declared you BEST IN BOTTLE. You and rawrmscared have both won 1 Verizon Studio Headphones. Congratulations!

Original question: Lose that belly fat

Your winning response: It's my airbag. I can't loose it. What will I do if I get into a walking accident? With this blubber I can bounce right back with no injuries! Toothpicks would break upon collision.

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Original question: Which college football team does my avatar root for? xD

Your winning response: You're dressed as a maid. I don't think there is a football team that runs the field dressed as maids. I don't do football, but if there was a team like that I'd certainly watch more of it ;D

I wonder if we still get that bonus 50g for posting a new journal? I suppose I'll find out...
Anyway, this is pretty much a waste of space.




OMG SPIDER!!!!1one!