-Tennessee has crappy weather.
-And crappy radio stations.
-But California has awesome weather.
-And awesome radio stations.
-It's really windy.
-People love to ride on trollies.
-There happens to be an absence of avaible left turns in San Francisco.
-Oxygen bars would probably do well in California if people actually had the extra money to spend.
-My house would be worth about 6 times more there.
-There are no such things as brick.
-Christians are a minority. Quite the opposite where I live, in the Bible Belt.
And well, that's about it, I think.
Anyway, I took about 100 pictures. Now I shall loosely navigate through my journey with visual aids...

This is part of the coast we drove down [and back up]...we went to like three different beaches.

Look. It's the ocean. It's blue. :]

At one of those three locales, I made the beach more beautiful with my art.

At yet another beach, I met Patrick.
. . .
And at that same location I almost got mugged.

By this Squirell.

The day we drove back up the coast I went to a boardwalk amusement park in Santa Cruz, where gas was at the extremely low price of $3.13.

On the 17th I went to my awesome cousin's 16th birthday party. :] This is the card I made [in 80 minutes]. My cousin is a master at Halo.
[I visited my family a lot during the trip, actually, but that is not part of this documentary. <3]

The next day, we went to San Francisco. I took a picture of that famous bridge...well, obviously.
And Anderson Cooper was actually in San Francisco a few days before, while we were in a nearby city of the Bay Area. Muwahaha.

Then we went to Japan.

Well, it was actually a Japanese Tea Garden, but whatever.

On our last day in Cali, we climbed atop a really big hill and I took a picture. Can you see the smog in the distance?
Wait...I mean mountains. Yeah.
~End.