Here is the story for my Avi in the Arenas. Pls Vote.
They say a cat has nine lives right?
>.> Thats a bunch of "PishPosh". (Dont think i can curse in heaven)
Because that friggin Bus only hit me ONE time.
I knew i was dead because I could see the "BIG guy" sitting in his chair.
>.> And everything was so damn fluffy.
I didnt care that i was only a kitten. I was Mad! D:<
I wanted to know why i was here. D:<
So i went up to God and asked him. "God Why am i here I had 8 Lives Left" D:<
"No, You didnt." He replied. <.<
"But God they say Cats have nine lives, Am i not a cat?" D:<
"Yes, you are a cat....An Unlucky cat." He Replied. <.<
:O "Then y did You make me unlucky? "
" I didnt, I just made you have only one life." He replied. D:<
"Ytf Did you do that?" D:<
"Because i thought it would be funny....Plus i always wanted a cat..." <.<
"......" <.< (Me)
"......" >.> (God)
>.> "......." <.<
>.> "... What?..""......" <.<
So then God Made me an one of his Gaurdian Angels, because he thought i was a tough kitty > biggrin .
-___- But only if i let him pet me whenever he wishes. biggrin Thats how i got legs, and Bewbs bc he made me half human. =^_^=
And he gave me a Sword to kill people =^_^= "God is Good."
-God sits on the corner of First and Armistad And Smokes his Last cigarette While petting kitty-
-The End-
-"The Fray" Walks in-
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