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aloha peepz,
it took me almost a year, but I'm back.... mwahahaha
I hope you guyzzz didn't miss me too much biggrin
 star_fire2 · Sat Apr 25, 2009 @ 02:27pm · 0 Comments |
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Aloha people...
It's a long time ago that The people heard from. I needed a break from 10 hours computer a day and yes I got away from my addiction biggrin
Now I need to tell you guys something Important and that is I got a new journal.
I hope that the people check it out the link is:
angelic-namida.blogspot.com
Stay tuned for the next part from starfire's journal.
Have fun heart
star_fire2 · Sat Nov 15, 2008 @ 11:57pm · 0 Comments |
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Finally someone who killed those stupid rules... |
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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys'side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
I always hear "The rules" and to be honest i don't really like those rules...
So i'm please to say that here are the mens side of the "the rules":
* Men ARE not mind readers.
* Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
* Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
* You can't change it, let it be.
* Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
* Crying is blackmail.
* Ask for what you want.
* Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
* Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
* Come to us with a problem ONLY IF you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
* A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
* Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.
* If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, DON'T expect us to act like Soap Opera guys (or those dudes in Korean dramas)
* If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
* If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
* You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
* Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
* Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
* ALL men see in ONLY 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, NOT a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is.
* If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know that you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
* If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, then Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
* When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
* Don't ask us what we're thinking about, unless you are prepared to discusssuch topics as football, the shotgun formation, cars or golf.
* You have ENOUGH clothes.
* You have TOO MANY shoes.
* I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
* Thank you for reading this.
* Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
* But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
* Pass this to as many men as you can to give them a laugh.
* Pass this to as many women as you can to give them a bigger laugh.
star_fire2 · Wed Oct 04, 2006 @ 09:36am · 0 Comments |
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HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE:Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE:I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE:Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
star_fire2 · Fri Mar 24, 2006 @ 04:28pm · 0 Comments |
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