So, here's the story-
The Motorbike of Jealousy and the Motorbike of Sarcasm are bitter enemies. When Kathryn was born, the Motorbike of Sarcasm knew that she would side with the Motorbike of Jealousy, so he got his big brother, the Lorry of Sarcasm, to run over her, making her the most sarcastic (annoying wink ) person in the world. Because of this, the Motorbike of Jealousy became Kathryn's friend (apparently stare ). Obviously, the Motorbike of Sarcasm was more than a little ticked off- he'd had to give his brother all his new Yu-Gi-Oh cards to get him to run Kathryn over, and it hadn't even worked.
The End. biggrin
(What??? neutral It's the end. Go away.)
(I told you already, go away. It's over. You what? stare No, you CAN'T have that sandwich. It's my lunch.)
( scream YOU ALREADY ATE IT??!?!?!?!?!?! scream YOU'LL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!!--*bam*--*pOw*--*whack*--*PunCh*-- It hurts?! Well GOOD!!! IT'S SUPPOSED TO!!!)
And so, the moral of this story is: don't eat my sandwich. wink
(GET BACK HERE, YOU SANDWICH STEALING FREAK!!!!!)
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A Complete Encyclopedia Of Classical Music
Er, not really, obviously....
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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant,
filled with odd waiters who bring you things you
never asked for and don't always like.
filled with odd waiters who bring you things you
never asked for and don't always like.