Quotes
*All Of The Following Are Hereby Copyrighted By Me*
“If You Eat Someone’s Ashes, Is It Still Considered Cannibalism?”
---Me
“There’s Nothing Like A Big, Hot Cup Of Porn In The Morning To Get You Going.”
---Me
“If Ronald McDonald Has Sex, Is It Called ********?”
---Me
“How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck If I Gave A Flying ********?”
---Me
“Remember Kids, Fire Burns.”
---Me
“Remember Kids, Midgets Make The World Go ‘Round.”
---Me
“On The Third Day, God Created The Slingshot To Fight Off The Dinosaurs And The Homosexuals.”
---Me
“I Am A Servant Of The Evil Lord… Ummm… What’s-His-Face.”
---Me
“One Day, Evil Mutant Hamsters Shall Rule The Earth.”
---Me
“Why, Non-Specific-God-Like-Figure, Why?”
---Me
“I Am The Muffin Man, With A Shotgun In My Hand.”
---Me
“Muahahahahaha-*cough**cough**sniff* Ummm….BYE! *Runs*”
---Me
“Hurrah For Mediocrity!”
---Me
“Do Fish Pee?”
---Me
“But The Irish Have Potatoes And Leprechauns, So They Win.”
---Me
“I’m A Dirty Cracker…”
---Me
“Oooooh, I’m A Tasty Food Supplement!”
---Me
“How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You?! Porn Isn’t The Best Medicine… Sex Is.”
---Me
“White Man Is To Kill You As Black Man Is To Pop A Cap In Yo’ a**.”
---Me
“Does Spam Count As A Toy?”
---Me
“I Don’t Pity The Fools… I Just Eat Them.”
---Me
“I Fought The Law And Got My Fat-a** Arrested.”
---Me
“I Thank God For George Lucas, For, Without Him, There Would Be No Natural Predators For ‘Trekies.”
---Me
“What In The Name Of Perverted Presidents Is Bill Clinton Doing Here!”
---Me
“I’ve Never Had A One Night Stand… But I Happen To Own Three.”
---Me
“I Will Eat Your First-Born Child… Fear Me.”
---Me
“We Should Put All Of The Democratic Party On A Plane And Ship Them To France – I’m Sure That They’ll Be Happy There.”
---Me
“I’m High On Life!...And Crack…But Mostly Crack…”
---Me
“I Wonder How Many Midgets It Would Take, Using A Rather Large Midgets-Sitting-On-Each-Other’s-Shoulders-Tower, To Reach The Moon…”
---Me
“How Many Dudes Do You Have To ******** Before You Are Gay? I Mean, Is There Like A 3 Dude Grace Period?”
---Me
“How Many French Guys Does It Take To Insult An American? NONE! Do You Know Why? Because The Second One Of Those Fairies Does It, We Will Nuke Their Fagit-a** Country Until There Is Nothing Left, And Then, Just For Spite, We Will Have A Parade! We Might Even Make It A Holiday.”
---Me
“May I Eat Your Soul Today?”
---Me
“Oh No! It Is The Dreaded ********! Run For Lives And Watch Your Asses!”
---Me
“I’m Like The Anti-Abe Lincoln! He Couldn’t Tell A Lie And Tell Nothing But Lies!”
---Me
Some things are meant to be accepted, not questioned. Like Jesus, The Loch Ness Monster, And Saddam's WMDs.
---Me
Then, there was darkness, except for a light in the window of IKEA, but then it went out, because they have crappy light bulbs.
---Me
“I Have Accepted The Fact That I Am Fat And I Have Moved On… To An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet.”
---Me
Here Be The Last Words Of Mr. Person: “Hmmm… I Wonder What Will Happen If I Press This Button…”
---Me
“I Just Realized Something: St. Peter Is Heaven’s Bouncer. It Must Have A Killer Stereo System And Some Hot Chicks…”
---Me
“Nothing Is More Fun Than Being Racist Against Your Own Race.”
---Me
“No One May Contradict My Contradictions!”
---Me
“Mediocrity Is The Fine Line Between Godly And Sucks.”
---Me
“My Life Is Proof That God Has A Sick Sense Of Humor.”
---Me
“Hello, My Name Is James And I Am Here To Offend Everyone. Have I Accomplished My Dark Deed Today?”
---Me
“Since When Can Cows Jump Over The Moon? Is There Some Sort Of Race Of Super Cows?”
---Me
“I Just Found Out That Worms ******** Themselves!”
---Me
“You Murdered My Fetus!”
---Me
“Thou Shall Be Condom-ed To Death… Wait, What?!”
---Me
“If A Quiz Is A Quizzical, Then What Is A Test?”
---Me
“Have You Ever Wanted To Lock A Safe That Contained The Key To It?”
---Me
“Where Is The Work Of Congress Done? In The House Of Congress, In The Office Of Congress, On The Desk Of Congress, With The Pen Of Congress.”
---Me
“I Hereby Declare Myself To Be Dead To Myself.”
---Me
“Art Thou Thee Royal Bag Of Douches?”
---Me
“You Know, P.T. Barnum Was A Total a** Hole, But That’s How He Became Rich And Famous... Just Like Ted Kennedy!”
---Me
“*Insert-Noun-Here* Is Now In Crap-Tacular Vision©! Brought To You By The US Democratic Party.”
---Me
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