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Don't ask why or how, but somehow Roxas, Saix, Demxy and I ended up at Wexosnam's, my other one besides Castle Oblivion, house. Naturally I prepared drinks and served them drinks. Roxas wanted a fairly small cup which was much wider, but not taller, then a shot glass, Saix, Demxy and I all go normal sized cups. (Why is this relevant? You'll find out.) After a second or so I decided to ask if anyone wanted a bendy straw.

Saix: Yes please. (Only real civil one lol...)

Demyx: Bendy Straw!

Roxas: Yes bendy straw!

After hearing the replies Xemnas gathered the bendy straws, Demyx recived a blue one and (I think) Saix did as well. Xemnas had given Roxas a yellow one and I think mine was red, or orange, or something. (That's not really relavent.) Xemnas returned back into the kitchen for some reason, and returned when Xemnas heard shouting.

Roxas: XEMNAS YOUR BENDY STRAW'S RETARDED!

Xemnas looked at the straw, and noticed the straw was above the liquid and Roxas was trying to drink.

Xemnas: Roxas you need to push it down into the liquid...

Roxas: What?

Xemnas: It's called weight ratios...The straw is lighter then the liquid so it floats...So push it down...

Xemnas was starting to return back to the kitchen when Roxas's voice stopped me again.

Roxas: Xemnas it's not working! It's still not going down...

Xemnas: Then push it down harder!

Xemnas turned to see Roxas smashing the straw into the cup, and heard snickers from Demyx and Saix.

Xemnas: Not that hard!

Roxas: Ok but it's still not working! This bendy straw's retarded!!! I want a different one!

It was at that point Xemnas looked at the cup and the straw. The straw was much taller then the cup, and it was clear that the cup was not meant for that tall of straws.

Xemnas: Roxas your straw is taller then the cup...

Roxas: So?! THE STRAW IS RETARDED!

Roxas was sitting on the couch at this time, so Xemnas went over and sat down beside him, and sighed.

Xemnas: Roxas the straw is not retarded the one currently using it is...

Roxas: NO THIS STRAW'S RETARDED!

Xemnas: No it's not...

Roxas: YES IT IS!

Saix: No Roxas it isn't retarded...

Roxas: You stay out of it! This straw IS retarded...

Demyx: Oh my god Roxas no it's not!

Roxas: Yes it is!

Xemnas: No it's not, this is not an arguement it's a fact, the straw is not retarded the one using it is at this time so...

Xemnas got up from the couch.

Xemnas: ...Who's hungry?