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Can you cry under water? yup done it before :emo: if not would this guy be able to cry in the rain??? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? more important than me If money dosn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches? because they likie to pretend to be mokeys and climb on them Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? because the sandwich meat makers hate me and they failed at shapes in kindergarden Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to? because thats how they make a profit Why does a round pizza come in a square box? same as the lunchmeat What disease did cured ham actually have? mad cow disease haha How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? because we got lazier as time went by and became uncapable of carrying things ourselves Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? because people who get really annoyed with their babies grug them and thats what they are refering to hahah drugged babies If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? nope its called a seeing and for blind people its a feeling (wooo thats how they like it) If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke Factior, will they fire you? ...YES... because they ar soda racists! Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON tv? because they can fit fat people in movies tv screens are much too small Why do people pay to go up tall buildings, and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? because they like to go hahaha I am bigger and superior muahahaha I will crush you with my fingers! (at least thats what I do) How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? cause the girls are prettier and they get better ratings :roll: Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway? so they dont see your underwear duh... what docter wants to see a roger poostain? If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? nobody they are probably writhing in pain haha Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? :oops: heheh you said panties Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? yeah they just think they are counting hahah Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" a strange strange little man with some weird fettishes Or watch a white thing come out a chicken's behind and think, "that ought to taste good." someone who likes to eat babies :( Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? cause people like my mom eat it (and you if I pay you enough) Why is ther a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? so the burgerlures cant see the money you hid in there When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling? haha depends on why they are stopping me/what i did...its quite possable If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? because jimmy cares and he probably wrote the song wich was later edited and the edit made him cry :cry: Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? yeah but only if ther is a pool in the herse with the corpse If the professor on Gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconud, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? cause he lacks carpenturinglike skills he is a weekling who relys on his brains...silly weekling. Why doe Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! because goofy is the later evolution hahah What do you call male ballerinas? malerinas Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? yeah they dreem about seeing If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? cause it was the princaple of the matter that bird is a biotch If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? babies duh If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? nope it comes from martians lol IS Disney World the only people trap operate by a mouse? probaly not but hey chuckie cheeses is a resteraunt run by verman lol Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? yuperooni Why did you jut try singing the two songs above? I didnt i allready knew that I is smert Did you ever notice that when you blow in a do's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? cause your stanky breath smayells bayad...and thats fresh air he sticks his head out of the window so he doesnt have to smell you

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