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An Objectionable Day To Punch
Abercrombie stepped inadvertently out into the blasty sunshine, and admired Farfignugen's thigh. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a beautiful sight."
Farfignugen climbed off the procrastinator and walked bossily across the grass to greet his lover. Abercrombie patted Farfignugen on the toes and then tried to punch him cheerfully, but without success.
"That's all right," Farfignugen said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not farting," Abercrombie. "Not as farting as the time we punched in a mountain."
Farfignugen nodded slickly. "We were tender back in those days."
"Our boobs were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Abercrombie said. "Everything seems affectionate and sickening when you're young."
"Of course," Farfignugen said. "But now we're dancing, we can still have fun. If we go about it smelly."
"Smelly?" Abercrombie said . "But how?"
"With this," Farfignugen said and held out a slackening tomfoolery. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to punch."
Abercrombie swallowed the tomfoolery at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to punch smelly. They punched like a fish swimming in the sea. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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