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A skinny little white guy steps into an elevator occupied
bythis huge black man.


The big guy sees this little guy staring at him and
looking down he says, 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left
testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."


The white guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to by shaking him. "Are you okay?" asked
the big guy.


In a weak voice the little guy asks, "What exactly did you
say to me?"


The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and just
figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always ask
me."


"I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch
private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds
and my name is Turner Brown."


The small guy says, "Turner Brown! ... Sweet Jesus," I
thought you said, Turn around!"