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With no resource for love,
And it runs in the family with a million missteps
It's just revenge...
I've really got to stop thinking about cars. You know it's getting to a sick and sad level when you wake up thinking about engine assemblies. Or have a dream about drag racing the guys from Initial D.
Anyways..
You all asked questions, so.. I'll answer them. Without being too much of a smartass.
Chiri Kcrinh Who is your favorite comic book superhero? Why did you join Gaia? If you were a pencil, what kind would you be? Would you ever wear a whole outfit that's pure hot-pink?
Spiderman. The agility, web swinging, and strength were always pretty appealing to me. Not to mention his smarmy one-liners. That, or wolverine. He's just badass.
Why? A friend showed me the site, and I joined out of pure curiosity. Then, once I found C&T I was hooked.
A #9 mechanical. Because that's my favorite kind.
For money, yes. For style, no, I just am not a fan of hot pink.
Cassidy Peterson What one clause would you add to the ToS if you could? Would you rather fight Trogdor or *****?
Clause? Bullshit is punishable by public beating with really big ******** rocks.
*****. Trogdor is the burninator, and I have no urge to be burned yet again. ***** would be swayed by my youthful looks, so I could use that to get my way in close, and kick him in the sack.
Doji Kurohito If you were in a burning building and the only way out was through a large glass pane fifty stories up would you make the jump or burn to death? Have you ever owned any pets that people in the house were allergic to?
I'd light a cigarette off the flames, then struggle valiantly to clear a path to safety until the roof caved in, and crushed me.
Nope. Been allergic to family members pets, though. Cats are my pet nemesis.
Druki I'm rebuilding my brother's computer since he's gone. It has 0.5GB of RAM and an old stock vid. card. Which should I upgrade first: the RAM or card? Or anything else for that matter?
Depends on what the computer is primarily used for. But, on the whole, you'll see a better bang for your buck by upgrading that RAM to a 1 gig, or higher.
[Q] WHY MUST YOU BE NICE AT THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE TIMES?
Because I beleive that people should handle more important things before wasting time with me. razz
Ophichius You are sentenced to a desert island, however, you can have a limitless supply of (pick one): Booze (Your choice, new package airdropped every Sunday.), Cigs (Same deal) or Video games. (Same deal. Assume it includes new platforms as they become available.). Oh, and for whatever reason, the island has electricity and a small hut. And a coconut tree. What would you pick? Question two: Who are your top three personal heroes/role models. And why?
I'd have to choose Cigs. Why? Because the booze would make me want to smoke more, and a hangover sucks when it's bright and sunny. Video games would be snazzy, but I can invent coconut-related games to occupy my time with. Besides, I know I'd just login to games to annoy people and request transportation off the island.
I'll keep the why bit short here, because I have many more questions to answer.
But, here goes.
#1: Hunter S. Thompson. (R.I.P.) For incredible writing, a powerful grip on what makes life important, and a good sense of what matters, and what doesn't.
#2: Robin Williams. Greatest comedian ever, and a wonderful actor. Made some bad personal choices, but also worked his way through them with a minimum of fuss and public relations bullshit.
#3: Bill Hicks. (R.I.P.) Lived his life by his rules and standards. Called life as he saw it, with as much subtlety as a .44 magnum in an auditorium. Funny as all hell, to boot.
Moonblossom Why do you have to be so freaking sexy and desireable and whatnot? Couldn't you just go and be icky for a day?
You've obviously never seen me when I'm sick, or with tubes in my chest. Or after a drunken brawl.
fubenkunai You can add a mod button that does anything-- what is it? What the hell was in the drink that tastes like itching, anyway? I'm senile and I forgot. Given a billion-dollar bank account, tax free, what would you do with it?
300 PSI blast of skunk urine to the users face. Because dealing with some users is like being peed on. I want to share that unpleasantness, at high velocity.
Recipe for ITCHY DRINK: Mix equal parts Cheap-a** vodka, Cheap a** blue parrot Coconut rum, and sparkling tonic water/ginger ale. It tastes like how velcro feels. This is not pleasant, but it is interesting.
Billion dollars? Anything I want. Smarmyness aside.. I'd build a house. Not too big. 4-5 bedrooms at most. One of which would just be filled wth computers. One of which would just be filled with pillows. The others would see various uses. Then, I'd build a very large garage. I'd fill that garage with Cars, of various ages and styles. Behind the house, a 1 mile test strip and small curve course. I'd build it on 100 acres of land, 10 miles from the nearest town.
Or, I'd just buy a decomissioned nuclear missile silo, like they sold on ebay a few years back, and convert that to a house. Then, I'd build the garage and etcetera.
Other than that, travel the world a bit, pick up a scottish accent, and buy lots of booze.
I might also spend the 20 grand required to rebuild my knees into something less broken. Or, I'd just get a cool cane. Wait.. I have that. Ok, i'll just hit people with my cane and continue slowly turning into Dr. House.
[Q] So then it's really small right now?
I never stated initial size. You may make your own assumptions, but I've never heard a complaint.
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` S a e What's the one situation/experience that has changed your view on life, if there is one? ^__^
Growing up with the famiy situation that I did, really. It was extremely unpleasant, and I'd rather that no one had to go through it, ever.
However, it did shape my outlook on life, and large portions of my personality. It also nurtured and fed a general hatred for most of humanity as a whole. domokun
Kitsune_rei What is your favorite animal sound? If you could do cool moves from a game, what attacks would you want most? (Style more than power.) What is your favorite winter accessory?
The gutteral roar of a supercharged 1969 Dodge charger. Oh, wait.. animals.
Umm.. The sounds my dog makes when he's confused. Kinda halfway between a bark and a whine. It always sounds like he's asking "Dude, what the ********?"
Once again, I'd have to go with Spiderman on this one. His slick little "I'm gonna jump off your head, backflip, kick you in the chest, rebound onto the nearest wall, then fling forward and punch you in the face" move from Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 is like, ultimate cool.
Other than that, Eddy from Tekken Tag. Capoera fighting is extremely fluid and pretty.
The best thing in winter is a car with all wheel drive and a good heater. Or a warm and insulated house.
Other than that, in terms of actual accessories, I want one of those suits from "Lost Planet" that keeps you warm with thermal energy. I dislike overly cold weather with a fiery passion. Although, it does make drifting much easier.
And, with that.. I've answered all your questions! Hurrah!
Hope you weren't bored to tears by all that, and if you were.. why did you keep reading? Don't blame the game, blame the twit who keeps playing it and their foul parents for spawning such things.
On a different (yet oddly related) note, March is an INSANE month for games. I couldn't be happier, and my bank account couldn't be emptier. Thank god for triple-paychecks.
"The best measure for your importance at your job is not by how much money you make. It's by how many people come looking for you when something goes horrible awry."
 Twistex · Sun Feb 11, 2007 @ 06:44am · 3 Comments |
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