Oh, SURELY it's been over a year by NOW...
domokun < Miss Vivi...
DIGLETT!! (glomps) My dear, old friend! How've you fared in these many months we've been apart???
domokun < Well-
WAIT!!! I created this entire entry to focus upon MY angst, MY extreme avvie guilt!!
See, as those of you who know me can plainly tell, I have...(poignant, dramatic pause) CHANGED MY AVVIE!! (collapses into a theatrical puddle of tears) Really, though, I first STARTED this account based solely on the pink wave hairdo...TT^TT I was so in love...
domokun < AHEM.
...yes?
domokun < Has it not occurred to ANYONE that I am STILL Diglett's evil twin from Chapter 17?
...are you STILL here?! (boots evil twin out of cave)
...ANYWAY... rolleyes That was fun....
cry < But...now there's no Diglett....
eek <...........
(wails) NUUUUUU!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!!
(tiny, previously unnoticed eggsac bursts open, with a kerfillion baby Digletts crawling out)
All residents: EW...!
Baby Digletts: (sprout little strings of web and float away) Wheeeeee~!
>.O Ugh. That was gross. And strange. Pokemon reproduce by way of eggs...? Why couldn't he reproduce by spores like the rest of us...? (stares in morbid fascination at retreating group of 7-kinds-o'-copyright-infringement)
Tiny, Mysterious Voice #1: I'm still here!
Tiny, Mysterious Voice #2: Me, too!!
Tiny, Mysterious Voice #3: I'M HUNGRY. (eats Mr. Green)
mrgreen < (uber ded)
Tiny, Mysterious Voices: WE'LL STAY WITH YOU!!
Very well! And we shall raise you not to be psychotic and evil, like your father!!
Voices: Huzzah! Huzzah!
stare <...your mom.
(ahem)
Who will get to name the Diglett-ettes?? Will Vivi EVER be back?? Will someone PLEASE sue us?! All is revealed, in next week's (month's, year's, millenium's) entry!!
(cue iiper-cool Doctor Who ending theme)
 Viviane_neechan · Wed Jan 31, 2007 @ 01:46am · 3 Comments |
