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you read a buncha PM's about me reading you're entire 216 page journal dating back from 2k5 when i first started gaia [and i was only lightly masochistic back then, i was very much a peverted retard], and around that time i actually started playing world of warcraft... and when i hit level 30 i met this nice girl named snowstar who was level 19 and i was running her through blackfathom depths and we hooked up via a friend later on and made the subguild. Which was basically a large subguild built of women who raped men in such a virtual world and had a male at the threshold organizing it. later we implimented a "pet" system where a female could take a male as a pet...

Okay so that train of thought explains how i became a masochist. Anyways soon after she started to think i was a girl and decided to recognize me as a girl from that point on. Later i had to quit the game, and about six months later she was level 60 and i was level 54.

Holey s**t! i'd been gone soo long that when she recognized me she asked who the hell i was. At that point i had started to totally hate males, and accepted her thinking of me as a female and told her to become a lesbian and avoid men as much as possible. She aparently had a friend who used to play the game who was a lesbian who was in love with her and often slept at her house and groped her while she was asleep, but she herself was a devoted hederosexual who i had tried to turn into a lesbian or at least a dominatrix, i ******** up and the result backfired and she's a hedro. dunno if she's submissive, she was submissive with women...

Hopefully she'll be lesbian later on, hopefully she "falls in love" with some abusive male who forces her to suck on his p***s and beats her, hopefully she realizes everything i told her, dumps or kills the b*****d, and goes to her friend who was always there with her [groping her while she sleeped ^^], start to hate men and all they stand for, start some sort of a guild against men, and mabey later in life have kids and think, "If it wasn't for hammeroffire, i would never have dumped that b*****d and probably be somewhere in new jersy with eighteen kids, a fatass husband, and a job at a fast food restarant" and then she'll start regretting that she burnt all contact with me and she'll try to find me on the game again. But i wont be there sadly, i'll be too busy ********' around in japan with other games. She'll feel sad, want to say sorry, google all variations she can find of my name, never find it because she cant read katakana, and end up sad... Then she'll think of all the new blizzard games, try to buy one, realize that blizzard became something else, try to figure out what that was... not find it for quite some time, and start playing it.
It'll probably an MMO' or a Online Kingdom Builder. She'll start messing with all variations of my names on all servers possible and eventually find me. She'll thank me and i'll go "Told ya so!" Then master might walk behind me, grope me, rip me out of the chair in front of my computor, and she'll think i'm ignoring her flaming about all this "told you so" and then silence.

What the hell was i talking about?.... crap... have to rewind like five songs back i bet...
Oh yeah, hey master how ya doing?
I'm good at tracking people's brainwaves and what they're going to do and what they want me do do so that i can be a good pet. I have a synergy drive that i've been working on so that i can try to figure out what had happened before they told me what happened, but it still needs ALOT of work. But if i plan it ahead of time, sometimes i'll get it right. so anyways....
Ha, you fell for it.