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rush my teeth. By now I am
starting to wonder why you guys are still reading this
message. Maybe it is because of the fact that you have
been staring at the computer screen the whole day, or
maybe it is because of the that you don't know is
in your basement behind the boiler. Know one may ever
know. I think it is about time I also inform you about
how this gold-magnetizing message is distracting you
while my drone cyber-chipmunks steal everything you
have, then actually come out of the computer screen and
shop a boot up your wazoo. Well, thank you for your
time. I hope this message has been worth while to you.
I know it has for me. I'm stinking rich now I stole this from someone else!! MUAHAHAHAHAthink you probably get a lot more gold by posting an
extremely long message. So, this is my new bump
message! I will post one into every bump room that
opens. And to catch the attention of people who haven't
noticed this message yet, LOTS OF GOLD!!! There,
anyways, as you have noticed, I am posting all of this
nonsense, wasting valuable time...in order to
get...pure...pure...gold. In other words for those of
you who don't catch on very quickly, this
long..long..very long...messege is only for the sole-purpose
of retrieving thousands of gold from the Gaia Mainframe. That is of course after I post this message
into every single bump room I can find. Then, I will
have the gold. This of course means I will be able to







sakachi

Brrrrr! Chills all of a sudden...





Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:43 am



kloi_of_xelio




Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!!! BUT OF COURSE, EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE IS TO LAZY TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!!! They would rather sit inside while this house SLOWLY FILLS UP TO THE BRIM WITH GARBAGE!!!! I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF THEY KNOW WHERE THE GARBAGE CAN IS, despite the fact that it has BARELY EVER BEEN USED and still in the SAME EXACT SPOT!!!! But of course, even if they did find it, THEY WOULD HAVE TO GO BACK IN TO FIND THE GARBAGE THEY WANTED TO TAKE OUT, PUSHING THE 12 FOOT DEEP PILES OUT OF THEIR WAY!!! THEY COULD JUST PICK UP AND ARMFULL!!! But nooooo, they have to find that "special" garbage, and by the time they've found it, THEY FORGOT WHY THEY WERE LOOKING FOR IT!!! YOU KNOW WHY???? BECAUSE THEY ARE WAY TOO OBSESSED WITH WATCHING POINTLESS SHOWS ON TV OR PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, EXPECTING ME TO CLEAN UP!!! THEY'RE ALWAYS SAYINIG, "Go do this, go do that!" BUT DO THEY EVER TAKE THE TIME TO DO ANYTHING THEMSELVES???? NO!!!! WHY???? BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW!!! I ASK THEY TO WASH THE DISHES AND THEY SPEND HALF AN HOUR STARING AT ME LIKE I AM CRAZY!!! THEN THEY GET UP, WALK OVER TO THE SINK, THAN STARE AT IT AS IF THAT WILL CAUSE THE DISHES TO MAGICALLY WASH THEMSELVES!! BUT IF THEY EVER DO FIGURE OUT HOW TO WASH THEM, THEN THEY END UP SPILLING SOAP AND WATER ALL OVER THE GARBAGE!!! AND THEN THE GARBAGE DECOMPOSES!!! THERE IS A STENCH IN THE HOUSE AND IT'S NOT COMMING FROM MY HUSBAND!!! But of course, that is surprising, considering he NEVER SHOWERS!!!! HIS IDEA OF PERSONAL HYGENE IS WEARING THE SAME UNDERWEAR FOR A WEEK, THEN WEARING IT AGAIN INSIDE OUT!!! AND HE WONDERS WHY ALL OF OUR PETS DIED!!! ESPACIALLY THE FISH!!! They couldn't run ANYWHERE when he came close to the bowl. YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES THEY HAVE ATTEMPTED SUICIDE???? AND WHEN THEY FINALLY DIED, JUST OUR LUCK!!! THE TOILET WAS CLOGGED!!! But nooooo, everyone was WAY TOO LAZY TO GET RID OF THE BODY ANY OTHER WAY!!!! YOU KNOW WHY THE TOILET WAS CLOGGED!!!! BECAUSE EVERYONE IS EATING US OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME!!!! I SPEND 500 DOLLARS A WEEK ON GROCERIES AND ALL I GET FOR DINNER IS A CRUST OF BREAD AND SOME WATER!!!! AND THEY CONSTANTLY ASK ME WHY I CAN'T PREPARE BETTER MEALS!!! WELL, I TELL THEM TO GO MAKE THEIR OWN!!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO???? THEY SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE!!!! JUST LIKE THEY DID WHEN CHANGING THE STUPID LIGHTBULB!!! THE LIGHTBULB!!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET THOSE IDIOTS CHANGE IT!!! AHHHHH!!!! FIRE!!!! HELP!!!!