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Hey-lo muh peoplez! I know it's been like a year since i've posted ......and for that i am sorry. crying But since i don't really know what else to SAY, I found some jokes to make your DAY!
White Hairs
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
(Oh gee! Giv-es me giggles)
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The Taxi Driver
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."
The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab, I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.
(Oogles of funny!)
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Who's smarter?
A North Carolina man, having bought several expensive cigars, insured them against theft, loss, and fire.
After he had smoked them, he then decided that he had a claim against the insurance company and filed.
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigar normally.
The man sued. The judge stated that since the company had insured the cigars against fire, they were obligated to pay. After the man-accepted payment for his claim, the company then had him arrested... For arson.
(I'm not saying that i approve of smoking - but this is fooneh!.....Yet VERY stup-i-do!)
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 Sassylassiehatesyou · Fri Aug 18, 2006 @ 07:36pm · 0 Comments |
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Gah! I would be so uber cute this way!....If I had the gold for it...Don't you think?