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Once and only once dose a time come along in a young mans life where he must touch himself. These times are nigh! Touch yourself and be marry. Or else the chibi shall attack with the sick quickness and stuff his sacred chocolate up your tight (or in some cases loose) a**! This tends to be very unpleasant (unless you are into that kinda s**t). Once up your a** he shall make his way to the GONADS. He will theen proceed to eliminate your seed and screw up any chances you had to reproduce. Your sister then shall reap what she sew and pull the puss filled condom out YOUR a** and slap you at least 3 times with it. This also can be unpleasant.
Shemale be the word of the day. When you lick it, you must stick it, or else she will d**k it with the neighbors small and petite pecker. For those of you who are reading this, I just want you to know one thing, and one thing only. Take your grand mothers d***o and sit bare assed on the lawn. Lure the chibi forth-with and slap his little head senseless. Now by head I hope you know which one. Not the one on his shoulders either.
You have just been mentally scared by me, The Fat b*****d, The one whom hides in your panty drawer. WIPE YOUR a** BETTER!!! YOU ARE RUINING THE SILKY DARLINGS!!!


(All Gramitical errors are intential. Deal with it!!)