I'm not voting for Kerry because he's a flip-flopper, he obviously doesn't know what he plans to do-and he forgot Poland. Poland, people! Remember, he's a flip-flopper and you have to remember that. Uh.. um.. er... uh... (stands there for five seconds) Yeah! I can definatly say that Bush really knows what he's doing, because I'll vote for him since he's republican, and republicans are good. Yes, I so love republicans that I'll vote for that guy no matter who he is or what he stands for. He's so great, doesn't even know where he served during the war. Sure he's not exactly a straight arrow, but he sure knows how to think on his feet doesn't he? He stayed on the ball the entire time, and always came up with a correct response..
I mean, wow. Even when it looked like he spaced off, he wasn't. He was just thinking of an intelligent way to tell you how he's such a flip-flopper, and that he doesn't make mistakes. Oh, and gays are bad, so very, very bad. Don't forget, Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, and only went on wrong information. Hell, he hasn't made any mistakes and always answers the question instead of repeating the same phrase over and over. Yeah, he has my vote. The debate didn't waver my opinions, because he's republican, and that makes him great. Don't forget that Kerry's a flip-flopper, it's important that you remember that. Don't forget Poland either, it's very crucial.
In fact, so crucial it doesn't even matter that soldiers are dieing senselessly ever day. Yes, soldiers are noble and brave, but even though they're fighting for the wrong cause, Kerry's a flip-flopper and that makes him bad. (Oh yes bad to the bone) 'Cause Kerry's a democrat, and that makes him evil. (Oh yes so very, very evil. He's such an evil-flip-flopper isn't he?) Not to mention his wife-because we all know how important it is that your wife doesn't voice her opinion, especially in public.
Don't read newspapers either, Bush doesn't, so why should we? I mean, Bush is just so on the ball all the time why would he? It's not like during debates he justs stands there for five seconds with nothing to say. It never happens, even with all the pressure, he remains cool and delives the people what they want that the evil flip-flopper Kerry renamed as "More of the Same".
(For those of you who don't have a clue, it's called sarcasm.)
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