Don't get Drago wrong, here.
She ordinarily loves people.
This, though, is not the case.
Drago owns a minishop. Little Chapel in the Woods Wedding and Party Services.
Perhaps you've heard of it.
But anyway.
I got this PM from someone who apparently had seen a signature or the thread itself. I don't know. But go read. And cry.
imbecile who can't read
hey can i and my bf &name protected& get married here
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Go through the procedure in the thread. There are instructions there.
Now, how hard is that? Fill out a form, post it in the damn thread. Not hard.
Well, wait.
Gets better.
imbecile who can't follow simple directions
What wedding do you wish to have (Simplicity, Elegance, Noblesse, Royal)? royal
What is that wedding's price? 200gold
What ring colour (silver or gold)?
Colours?gold
Favours? bubbles
Flowers? (only in Royal wedding) white roses and tiger lilys
Gaians to be married: (put you and your love's name here) &name protected&
What date? tomorrow
What time? (if you could convert your time to Central, it would be most appreciated) 2:30 pm
Where? (in the guild, or in the CB?) cb
How many guests? every 1 on friends list
A la carte items?
Anything else? bride maid &name protected&
What is that wedding's price? 200gold
What ring colour (silver or gold)?
Colours?gold
Favours? bubbles
Flowers? (only in Royal wedding) white roses and tiger lilys
Gaians to be married: (put you and your love's name here) &name protected&
What date? tomorrow
What time? (if you could convert your time to Central, it would be most appreciated) 2:30 pm
Where? (in the guild, or in the CB?) cb
How many guests? every 1 on friends list
A la carte items?
Anything else? bride maid &name protected&
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Post in the thread, please.
I even told them to POST IN THE DAMN THREAD.
Dammit.
Janet.
Now, this particular package is an all-inclusive package, but because it's all-inclusive, it's also 10k. Yes, you heard me, 10k. BUT. With the amount of time and energy that I spend on even the cheaper packages, it's really a great deal. But still. This person can't tell me the appropriate price, can't give me her list (and expects me to go get the list myself, and then on top of that, can't make up her damned mind! Bubbles? Excuse me? On Gaia? In my services? Ha. Hardly, child. Go read the damned list. My GOD.
By this point, I've woken up. She placed the order when I was asleep, and so when I get the order, I'm not very awake.
I'm awake by this point.
And I notice problems.
So I PM her with this. On top of that, she hasn't even paid the damned deposit. Note to all who use or will use my service, PAY THE DEPOSIT.
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I'm noticing some rather large problems with your order, that may cause problems with getting the event of your dreams off the ground.
Okay, let's go through this step by step.
I can't give out favours UNLESS they are Gaian items.
The Royal wedding package is 10,000g, and I need a guestlist (because I'm far too busy to go and do that myself). That being said, I do need your deposit (which is 2000g) so that I can get started.
Once these things have been fixed, I'll gladly hold your wedding for you.
Thank you very much.
Dragostae
Little Chapel Weddings
&their order&
If a deposit is not sent by midnight tonight, I'll assume that you do not want this tomorrow.
Thank you.
Okay, let's go through this step by step.
I can't give out favours UNLESS they are Gaian items.
The Royal wedding package is 10,000g, and I need a guestlist (because I'm far too busy to go and do that myself). That being said, I do need your deposit (which is 2000g) so that I can get started.
Once these things have been fixed, I'll gladly hold your wedding for you.
Thank you very much.
Dragostae
Little Chapel Weddings
&their order&
If a deposit is not sent by midnight tonight, I'll assume that you do not want this tomorrow.
Thank you.
Okay. Haven't heard from her in about six hours. Growing a bit concerned, here.
Sent out this.
I still require these things from you before your wedding tomorrow.
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A guest list of 25 people
A different favour than bubbles (Gaian item OR a keepsake photo of you and your husband to be)
Ring colour
AND
A bridesmaid's gift idea (also a Gaian item)
Thank you.
Dragostae
Little Chapel Weddings
A different favour than bubbles (Gaian item OR a keepsake photo of you and your husband to be)
Ring colour
AND
A bridesmaid's gift idea (also a Gaian item)
Thank you.
Dragostae
Little Chapel Weddings
Okay. I'm being as courteous at possible, but face it, this is giving me a headache. She's obviously online, so I don't know where in God's green earth she is.
ARGH!
Then, I'm sent this.
young'un who isn't helping
i cant have the wedding today it because of mi babysiter cry cry cry cry
I then shoot off a reply asking her to reschedule with me ASAP, because I need information.
I WAIT SEVEN ******** HOURS. SEVEN.
In that time, I could have gotten the new thread ready, finished favours, bought rings, and would be ready to go in time for her rescheduled time. Below's what I wrote, and her responses.
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Then please plan with me a day for it to work, and change the details that need to be changed.
imbecile
my ring is going to be gold and no bride maids she cant get on
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If today doesn't work, PLEASE give me a date that does so I can let everyone know when it is.
imbecile
today i got mest up today would be great thanks
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*sigh*
Fine.
I'll let everyone know that the wedding is back on. I need 8000g as per the pricing of the Royal wedding. I also need to know the favour you are giving to those who are attending your party.
This is when she FREAKS OUT.
imbecile
i dont have 8000g
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When you chose the Royal wedding package, it stated quite plainly the price of the package.
The Chapel thread
Finally, the Royal wedding (10,000g) includes a separate thread in Chatterbox, decorated in the colours of your choosing, with the flowers of your choosing, invitations, rings, guest favours, Best Man/Maid of Honour gifts, your license, and me officiating your wedding.
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I can take payments, but I need 2000g in four payments, or you can downsize to the Elegance or Noblesse wedding packages.
I will say that the experience I have had with your group has caused me nothing but problems, and to be honest, I don't know if I could handle dealing with your group again. It makes me upset that you essentially contracted with me to do a wedding for you, and you can't pay up. I run this to make gold, and if someone can't pay, then I can't go back and get the time that I spent in doing it. Because you have already put down the non-refundable deposit, you will not receive this back.
Dragostae
Little Chapel Weddings
I will say that the experience I have had with your group has caused me nothing but problems, and to be honest, I don't know if I could handle dealing with your group again. It makes me upset that you essentially contracted with me to do a wedding for you, and you can't pay up. I run this to make gold, and if someone can't pay, then I can't go back and get the time that I spent in doing it. Because you have already put down the non-refundable deposit, you will not receive this back.
Dragostae
Little Chapel Weddings
Excuse me? If you don't have the money, don't ******** get the most expensive package. Settle for something cheaper.
ARGH! ARGH ARGH ARGH! Dammit, people. If you can't figure out how much gold you have, don't order something that you have no money for.
On top of this, we're rescheduling, and I need her to fill out a new order form (since the last one got botched). She wants me to SEND IT TO HER.
Excuse me?
Homie don't play that game.
I wait another day and a half, with no response.
So, she fills out a new order form. Look how radically different it's not.
imbecile
What wedding do you wish to have (Simplicity, Elegance, Noblesse, Royal)? simplicity
What is that wedding's price? any thing
What ring colour (silver or gold)? sliver
Colours? red
Favours? gain favors
Flowers? (only in Royal wedding)
Gaians to be married: (put you and your love's name here)
What date? &protected name...wait..WTF?!&
What time? (if you could convert your time to Central, it would be most appreciated) 2:30
Where? (in the guild, or in the CB?) cb
How many guests? all on friends list
A la carte items?
Anything else? brids maid &protected&
Keep in mind I've already bought the rings (gold), sent out invitations to her entire damn flist, and she still can't make up her damned mind. And cannot read ******** directions.
I'm a nice Gaian. I'm trying to save people money.
I shoot this over to her.
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I bought rings for yesterday's ceremony, in gold, because that was the colour specified with that order. What you've ordered is not a Simplicity package, to be honest, but the Noblesse package. You must pay 3000g by the start of your ceremony. Please be specific with these, and read the list so that you can get what you want.
She tells me that "i alredy paid u."
No, honey.
That WAS THE DEPOSIT.
imbecile
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What wedding do you wish to have (Simplicity, Elegance, Noblesse, Royal)? simplicity
What is that wedding's price? any thing
What ring colour (silver or gold)? sliver
Colours? red
Favours? gain favors
Flowers? (only in Royal wedding)
Gaians to be married: (put you and your love's name here)
What date? &protected&
What time? (if you could convert your time to Central, it would be most appreciated) 2:30
Where? (in the guild, or in the CB?) cb
How many guests? all on friends list
A la carte items?
Anything else? brids maid <protected>
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Additionally, I bought rings for yesterday's ceremony, in gold, because that was the colour specified with that order. What you've ordered is not a Simplicity package, to be honest, but the Noblesse package. You must pay 3000g by the start of your ceremony. Please be specific with these, and read the list so that you can get what you want.
imbecile
i paid u that two days ago
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Not for a complete wedding. Again, what you've ordered here IS NOT the Simplicity package.
Chapel thread
I charge 1500g for a Simplicity wedding. I will not provide rings, Best Man/Maid of Honour gifts, nor anything else outside of the marriage license you get from me and the actual ceremony in the Chatterbox.
The step up from this is the Elegance wedding (2500g). I will provide rings, my services to officiate your wedding, and your license.
The Noblesse wedding (5000g) provides rings, licensure, ceremony, and Best Man/Maid of Honour gifts as well as invitations to the event for twenty-five Gaians.
Finally, the Royal wedding (10,000g) includes a separate thread in Chatterbox, decorated in the colours of your choosing, with the flowers of your choosing, invitations, rings, guest favours, Best Man/Maid of Honour gifts, your license, and me officiating your wedding.
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You have asked me to invite users (not in the Simplicity package), Rings (not in Simplicity), and favours (not in package). You did not say that these were a la carte items, nor would I have thought so. There are already prices assessed to those items in a la carte, and those have to be paid for, as well.
Chapel thread
Invitations (100g per invitation, sent up to 25 guests. You must provide me with a list of names for the invitations to go to. Add 2900g to your total if you'd like these animated.)
Flowers and decor in thread (500g - these will all be graphics in the thread, though if you would like your bridesmaids to carry flower items, please PM me.)
Party Favours (600g per guest - these may be actual Gaian items, or like the photo in the thread, a thank you card for attending.)
Photobooth (750g per guest - this is a place where you can get your picture taken as a keepsake of the event. I will work with you to get your specifics. Add 3250g to your total if you want these animated.)
Best Man/Maid of Honour Gifts (2600g - You have your choice to offer your best man a gold or silver wristwatch or pocketwatch, your Maid of Honour the sweetheart necklace [in either silver or gold] or the sweetheart earrings. If you see something else you'd like to give them, or you have groomsmen/bridesmaids, please PM me, and we'll get that worked out.)
Guild Rental (1000g in addition to a package - must be ordered as part of a package) Want a place for just you and your friends? Don't want anyone crashing your wedding? Rent out our guild for your special day!
The base price is the Simplicity Wedding at 1500g.
Flowers and decor in thread (500g - these will all be graphics in the thread, though if you would like your bridesmaids to carry flower items, please PM me.)
Party Favours (600g per guest - these may be actual Gaian items, or like the photo in the thread, a thank you card for attending.)
Photobooth (750g per guest - this is a place where you can get your picture taken as a keepsake of the event. I will work with you to get your specifics. Add 3250g to your total if you want these animated.)
Best Man/Maid of Honour Gifts (2600g - You have your choice to offer your best man a gold or silver wristwatch or pocketwatch, your Maid of Honour the sweetheart necklace [in either silver or gold] or the sweetheart earrings. If you see something else you'd like to give them, or you have groomsmen/bridesmaids, please PM me, and we'll get that worked out.)
Guild Rental (1000g in addition to a package - must be ordered as part of a package) Want a place for just you and your friends? Don't want anyone crashing your wedding? Rent out our guild for your special day!
The base price is the Simplicity Wedding at 1500g.
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I've got to be paid for these, as well. Your guest list has almost fifty people on it, and in order for me to get the favours that you want for them, I need to be paid almost 30,000g. You've already had me send out invitations to your guest list, and I do need to be paid for those. At no charge, though, will I send new ones with the new date. That total comes up to 5000, if you wanted me to take care of those outside the package. So far, you've only paid for rings (which I have already bought) in gold. By the fact that you want me now to go get silver. I'm about ready to blacklist you from my shop for wasting my time and energy, because I have never been so disgusted with your lack of care towards YOUR day. I can't make these decisions for you. By the fact that you cannot follow my rules with my shop indicates a certain kind of stupidity, and I don't want to think of you as being such. Please be more clear.
I'm trying to save you money, and when you jump back at me with "i already paid you" makes me very upset. I provide a quality product and service, and when people want to cheat me out of it, it makes me very angry.
Trust me, I don't like being angry.
Dragostae
Little Chapel Weddings
How ******** hard is it to understand that I need direction and gold to compensate for the effort that I put into this shop?
MY GOD.
ARGH.
Yes, I dislike the actions of stupid people.
How'd you guess?
So, I'm waiting on an answer.
I swear, I need a martini.
And I'm thinking about black-listing her for wasting my time.
