gonk I talked with my spoon and cereal today...!
I argued with my spoon because it was bent..and it was kinda hard to hold my cereal on it.
Me: Goddamit! Hold my freakin' cereal!!
Spoon: I can't!! I'm bent... gonk
Me: eek since when?
Spoon: Since yesterday...when you tortured me and my brothers and sisters.
Me: sweatdrop that was for a good cause!
and..Lastly, I talked to my cereal..because it wasn't sweet...
Me: ...Why me taste no sugary goodness in these frosted flakes? gonk
Cereal: stare Because, I'm not Frosted Flakes...or else I'd be saying, "TONY THE TIGER SAYS....THEY'RE GRRRRRRRRREAT!!"
Me: gonk Then what are you!?
Cereal: Special K mixed with Corn Flakes... domokun
Me: MOMMY!!! THE CEREAL TALKED TO ME!!!
(I know. Not funny. gonk But tis true!! )
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