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Once there was a boy and girl who were neighbors. Every time the boy got something, the girl always seemed to get something better.

So one day the boy says "Look! I got an 'E' rated videogame!" The little girl replies "Look! I got an 'M' rated videogame!" The boy runs home crying. The next day the boy says "Look! I got a bicycle with training wheels!" The girl replies "Look! I got a bicycle without training wheels!" The boy runs home crying.

The next day the boy comes out laughing. The girl asks "Why are you laughing?" The boy pulls off his pants and says "I've got one of these!" The girl runs home crying.

The next day the girl comes out laughing. The boy asks "Why are you laughing?" The girl pulls off her pants and says "I've got one of these, and with one of these I can get as many of those as I want!" writen by:geetz