So it was my birthday today.
I don't really pimp out the fact because noone ever makes a big deal about it.
Which, I dunno, says a thing or two about the importance of my existance in the world.
Whatever. It always falls on Fourth of July weekend, obviously, so everyone's usually too drunk and too busy.
My mommy sent me some really cute shirts and some money.
I made a shirt that says "Birthday Girl!" and wore it all day. I got the entire McDonalds staff to say Happy Birthday to me.
I also got hit on at work by these two really old guys with crazy awesome hair.
And got a bunch of extra tips because I am "so sweet" and "too pretty to be 20." Whatever that means.
I watched the episode of House where it's House's birthday yesterday.
And Dr.Cameron was all "it's an excuse to be happy. Why are you so bitter?" to him.
And I was all in my head going "I don't ever remember being happy on my birthday."
neutral I don't need a reminder that my life is going nowhere fast every 6months.
I'm just going to go stick some candles in a Grilled Cheese, watch a drag queen movie, and go to bed.
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