However, every once in a while, something happens that is so damn moronic that it cannot be left alone. That thing is this guild.
That's right...it's the "You bastards! Why did you ban us?!" Guild. Perhaps because you were directly violating the rules of Gaia and got caught. Some of these rules are simple. Like say the "Don't ask for other user's passwords or you'll get permabanned." rule. It's pretty simple. You ask for other people's passwords and you get permabanned. I don't really see how it can actually be any simpler.
Here's the front page of the guild:
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We're a group of slightly irritated users who for some reason or another, have received kinda unfair permabans resulting in huge amounts of item loss, who live in the hope that the Admins will finally see sence oneday and unban them!
Note; You don't have to have been banned to hang with us. ;3
Warning:
May contain nuts.
This guild is not recomended for those on a low sodium diet.
Contains 34% of your RDA of salt.
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Note; You don't have to have been banned to hang with us. ;3
Warning:
May contain nuts.
This guild is not recomended for those on a low sodium diet.
Contains 34% of your RDA of salt.
Not to be taken anally
Let me break it down.
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for some reason or another
That reason is and always without a doubt will be because you broke the rules.
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have received kinda unfair permabans resulting in huge amounts of item loss
When it's only unfair because you think you are above the rules, it is NOT UNFAIR. It just means you are morons. Hmm...you lost something huh? Wouldn't that be perhaps the whole ******** point of a punishment? I mean...the whole ******** reason you should be trying hard to avoid breaking the rules rather than toeing the line until you cross it is so you can avoid losing something that you value. Unfortunately, you were to stupid to do that. I mean...that's like waving around some blocks of solid gold in front of a gang of robbers with no qualms about using their guns.
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who live in the hope that the Admins will finally see sence oneday and unban them!
The only thing I have to say about this part is: what the hell is sence? Okay, grammar and spelling mistakes are petty.
Really, do you think we mods are stupid? Do you? Is that how we got to be mods? Hell no. We know when you're going to throw a hissyfit. That is why we get the admins to decide on it even before you know about it. So hope all you want because most likely admins aren't just agreeing with an already made "senseless" decision by one of us power-abusing moderators...they are making the damn decision. Hell, I don't generally even know either of the parties involved...I don't particularly care either way. So, if you were wrong, you were wrong.
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Warning:
May contain nuts.
May contain nuts.
Yes...it mostly contains nuts in fact.
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But yeah. It really irritates me to see people going "omg I was banned for no reason I'm totally innocent, I would NEVER post pornography in the GD, it was my DOG!"
And then the ******** sheep appear out of nowhere and pour sympathy and free gifts on them.
It makes me want to make a mule account and make some OUTLANDISH claim of having been banned, and beg for items worth 5k and under over in the Chatterbox because I've lost "everything." i.e. "I was banned for eating alphabet soup in the GCD on Friday, because I spilled some on Ling's shoes, and they were new and expensive! crying "