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BADGER VS ZE WORLD.
...a story by Ogre (with some help by ME. D< no stealing our SEXIFIMOUS IDEARS, YO)

*cough* it all began one daaaark and stormy night (or perhaps a dark, CLEAR night, with lotsa pretty stars twinkling merrily in the sky...er. I mean, anyway.).

Vashu was bored, and so was bugging teh_ohgrr (ogre, for you boring folks >D), as was her usual. *sage nod* It was thus that the following tale was unfurled, in all its glory. *bows head*

WTF?!
Vashu (11:40:33 PM): xD dunno. TELLMESTORY?! >D
Ohgrr (11:41:23 PM): OKAY
Ohgrr (11:41:28 PM): Once upon a time there was a uh
Ohgrr (11:41:30 PM): Badger
Ohgrr (11:41:36 PM): So this Badger was SUPERELITE
Ohgrr (11:41:42 PM): [more so than the ducks, even ]
Ohgrr (11:41:50 PM): Ducks: OMG NO.
Vashu (11:41:54 PM): xD!
Ohgrr (11:42:02 PM): So the Badger went shopping, he was out of milk, no cereal.
Ohgrr (11:42:20 PM): So he went to the store, and all the milk was old. PWNT.
Ohgrr (11:42:24 PM): Badger: OMGNO.
Vashu (11:42:36 PM): *snickers, BUT STILL LISTENS INTENTLY*
Ohgrr (11:42:39 PM): So, he went south to middle earth.
Ohgrr (11:42:49 PM): And Legolas gave him some milk.
Vashu (11:42:52 PM): O.O OHNOES. STAY AWAY FROM THE RING, BADGAR!
Ohgrr (11:42:56 PM): Ducks: *JEALOUSZZZZZ*
Ohgrr (11:43:14 PM): The phrase
Ohgrr (11:43:19 PM): 'and legolas gave him some milk'
Ohgrr (11:43:21 PM): is... wow.
Ohgrr (11:43:23 PM): /dead
Ohgrr (11:43:26 PM): SO ANYWAY
Vashu (11:43:31 PM): xDDDDD
Ohgrr (11:43:35 PM): Badger totally PWNED middle earth
Vashu (11:43:40 PM): WOOT!
Ohgrr (11:43:40 PM): and stole Fairfax
Vashu (11:43:42 PM): XD
Ohgrr (11:43:45 PM): and left to get cereal
Ohgrr (11:43:51 PM): Badger: LEEEETMOFO.
Ohgrr (11:44:07 PM): Then the Ducks joined the dark side and became Sith Ducks
Ohgrr (11:44:14 PM): and Badger had to learn the force
Vashu (11:44:17 PM): xDxDxDxD and ACK. XD
Ohgrr (11:44:18 PM): Or.. he would die.
Vashu (11:44:25 PM): foooorce? >o
Ohgrr (11:44:35 PM): So if he goes below 50MPH his bus explodes.
Vashu (11:44:42 PM): LMAO.
Vashu (11:44:47 PM): this is the BEST CROSSOVAR STORY EVAR.
Ohgrr (11:45:01 PM): omg this is the best flash movie ever
Ohgrr (11:45:17 PM): So badger took his bus to uh...
Ohgrr (11:45:23 PM): WATER WORLD
Ohgrr (11:45:25 PM): and got on a boat
Ohgrr (11:45:30 PM): which.. went 60 mph
Ohgrr (11:45:32 PM): so it was ok
Vashu (11:46:07 PM): xD
Ohgrr (11:47:19 PM): You have to add stuff now
Vashu (11:47:40 PM): hmmm. OKAYZ!
Vashu (11:48:09 PM): The badger's boat wrecked on a RAMPAGING TIGER SHARK,
Vashu (11:48:17 PM): SO, he had to hitch a ride
Vashu (11:48:25 PM): to see Robinson Crusoe
Vashu (11:48:33 PM): Who taught him how to master the waves
Vashu (11:48:38 PM): so he went back to california
Ohgrr (11:48:46 PM): *gasp*
Vashu (11:48:48 PM): and challenged the SITH!ducks to a surfing contest
Ohgrr (11:48:48 PM): TO A HOTEL?
Vashu (11:48:51 PM): NO
Ohgrr (11:48:55 PM): HOTEL CALIFORNIA /BURN
Vashu (11:48:57 PM): XD
Ohgrr (11:49:08 PM): OMG SURFING CONTEST
Vashu (11:49:13 PM): and then he put butteron their surfboards
Ohgrr (11:49:23 PM): butteron
Ohgrr (11:49:26 PM): that sounds.. different
Vashu (11:49:27 PM): XD
Vashu (11:49:28 PM): TYPO.
Vashu (11:49:30 PM): OMG.
Vashu (11:49:31 PM): butter on*
Vashu (11:49:32 PM): >D
Vashu (11:49:34 PM): EULV.
Vashu (11:49:35 PM): evul.
Ohgrr (11:49:35 PM): THERES NO EXCUSE FOR YOU
Vashu (11:49:36 PM): wtf. D:
Vashu (11:49:39 PM): SHUT UP. *sobs*
Ohgrr (11:49:42 PM): FAIULURE
Ohgrr (11:49:44 PM): ...
Vashu (11:49:44 PM): OKAY.
Ohgrr (11:49:47 PM): u got it on me
Vashu (11:49:47 PM): butter on the surfboards
Vashu (11:49:50 PM): and the FROGS
Vashu (11:49:55 PM): came to help
Ohgrr (11:49:55 PM): O_O FROGS?!
Vashu (11:50:00 PM): and he pwned
Vashu (11:50:01 PM): the ducks.
Vashu (11:50:11 PM): but then the cows got angree
Ohgrr (11:50:15 PM): O_O
Vashu (11:50:19 PM): cause he won the surf contest
Vashu (11:50:21 PM): with THEIR BUTTER
Vashu (11:50:35 PM): so
Vashu (11:50:54 PM): they went and learned how to blow things up from the Navy SEALS
Vashu (11:51:04 PM): and...your turn again.
Vashu (11:51:05 PM): >D
Ohgrr (11:51:24 PM): So then Rambo came, and taught Badger how to do the electric slide
Ohgrr (11:51:30 PM): [ ducks cant dance ]
Ohgrr (11:51:37 PM): So he challenged them to a break dancing contest
Ohgrr (11:51:43 PM): and the ducks totally sucked
Vashu (11:51:52 PM): xDD
Ohgrr (11:52:11 PM): so they called michael jackson, but it was 80s michael jackson
Ohgrr (11:52:14 PM): so he totally pwned
Vashu (11:52:18 PM): LOL.
Ohgrr (11:52:26 PM): badger cried
Vashu (11:52:33 PM): ((so gonna save this story and post it into my journal when we finish >D))
Ohgrr (11:52:37 PM): so patrick swayze wrote him a song
Vashu (11:52:44 PM): oooh
Ohgrr (11:52:53 PM): and taught him to dance
Ohgrr (11:52:59 PM): ... dirty
Ohgrr (11:53:01 PM): /dead
Vashu (11:53:04 PM): XDXD
Ohgrr (11:53:14 PM): so then the frogs joined the mafia
Ohgrr (11:53:21 PM): overrun the don
Ohgrr (11:53:27 PM): and wrote a book about how they pwn
Ohgrr (11:53:35 PM): it was later made into an after school special
Ohgrr (11:53:45 PM): starring the ninja turtles
Vashu (11:53:59 PM): l337!
Ohgrr (11:54:05 PM): Badger: PWNT.
Ohgrr (11:54:14 PM): Badger moved to tokyo
Ohgrr (11:54:20 PM): got a house in the city, it was old
Ohgrr (11:54:22 PM): and it was haunted
Ohgrr (11:54:26 PM): ...by the grudge
Vashu (11:54:32 PM): xDDDDDDDD
Ohgrr (11:54:36 PM): so he moved agian
Ohgrr (11:54:41 PM): cause ...
Ohgrr (11:54:45 PM): Badger: f/ THAT YO.
Ohgrr (11:54:54 PM): And he rented a movie
Ohgrr (11:54:58 PM): and it was.. the ring
Ohgrr (11:55:05 PM): So he left that house too
Ohgrr (11:55:10 PM): and send the tape to the ducks
Ohgrr (11:55:13 PM): who later watched it
Ohgrr (11:55:16 PM): and had seven days
Ohgrr (11:55:19 PM): before they died o_o
Vashu (11:55:23 PM): O.O
Ohgrr (11:55:26 PM): so they sent it to the frogs, so pwnd
Ohgrr (11:55:42 PM): YOU NEVER SEEN THE RING?!
Vashu (11:56:02 PM): I have~
Vashu (11:56:10 PM): WAS IT FRODO'S? >D
Vashu (11:56:11 PM): *shot*
Ohgrr (11:56:25 PM): LMFAO
Vashu (11:56:36 PM): >D
Ohgrr (11:56:36 PM): Ducks: THE PRECIOUSSSSSSsssss
Vashu (11:56:42 PM): *sniggers*
Ohgrr (11:56:54 PM): so then badger got backto his real home
Ohgrr (11:56:57 PM): in narnia
Vashu (11:57:02 PM): XDXD
Ohgrr (11:57:02 PM): with his good milk
Ohgrr (11:57:05 PM): from.. legolas
Ohgrr (11:57:13 PM): and the beavers at his cereal
Ohgrr (11:57:18 PM): Badger: GODDAMN
Ohgrr (11:57:20 PM): ate.
Ohgrr (11:57:41 PM): So he left to submit a formal complaint
Ohgrr (11:57:54 PM): and hired corbin dallas to pwn them
Ohgrr (11:58:06 PM): teh beavers hired the 5th element
Vashu (11:58:08 PM): D:
Ohgrr (11:58:09 PM): and .. pwned the world
Vashu (11:58:13 PM): XDXD
Ohgrr (11:58:20 PM): TER END






User Comments: [4] [add]
Ogre
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commentCommented on: Mon Apr 10, 2006 @ 06:15am
OMG ITS THE BEST STORY EVER TOLD. EVEN BETTER THAN JESUS.

edit: *stoned by religious community of gaia*


commentCommented on: Mon Apr 10, 2006 @ 06:18am
XDXDXD. HARHAR YES IT IS OMG. WE SHALL HAVE A CULT FOLLOWING, DOOD. AND THEY'LL ALL WEAR HAIR NETS AND SAY "YOU ARE THE MASTERS OF THE BUTTERON..." >D



Vashtya
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Quicksilver the Archangel
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commentCommented on: Mon Apr 10, 2006 @ 06:30am
... wow. This IS an entertaining story. xD LOL Kudos, you two. <3

.. though now I want some cereal. gonk COME SOONER BREAKFAST TIME!


commentCommented on: Wed Nov 01, 2006 @ 03:54am
AWESOME!!

>D



Dizzy_Disaster
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