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Freaky Sex Addict that likes to have fun, who banged Barney the dinosaur because I have AMAZING boobs... WOW

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green= stupid
[X] None= freaky
[ ] Fuzzy= gorgeous
[ ] Yellow= innocent
[ ] Purple= a little too happy
[ ] Black= emo
[ ] Stripes= funny
[ ] Gray= skanky
[ ] Pink= preppy
[ ] Light Blue= sweaty
[ ] Other= hot
[ ] White= sexy
What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts= cutie
[ ] Skirt/Shortshorts= skank
[ ] Corduroy= f**,HOMO
[ ] Tight Jeans= scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans= emo
[ ] Cammo= cage fighter
[ ] Jeans= preppy
[ ] PJs= pimp
[ ] Cargo= clown
[ ] Sweats= athlete
[ ] Boxers= brat
[ ] Booty shorts= female
[ ] Nothing= hoe
[ ] Capris= gangster
[ ] Dickies= weirdo
[ ] Bikini Bottoms= tiki girl
[X] Other= sex addict
What's your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn= that everyone wants to make out with
[ ] Blond= with a broken heart
[ ] Black= with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark Brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[X] Red= that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown= who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty Blonde/Light Brown= with a nice a**
[ ] Bald= with herpes
Pick the month you were born in-
[ ] 1= who ate
[ ] 2= who needed
[ ] 3= who raped
[ ] 4= who shot
[ ] 5= who killed
[ ] 6= who smoked with
[X] 7= who banged
[ ] 8= who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9= who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10= who cuddled with
[ ] 11= who slept with
[ ] 12= who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01= the kool-aid man
[ ] 02= a dog
[ ] 03= a shoe
[ ] 04= a toothbrush
[ ] 05= Santa Claus
[ ] 06= the trojan man
[X] 07= Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08= a prostitute
[ ] 09= a pornstar
[ ] 10= a bag of weed
[ ] 11= my lover
[ ] 12= a glass of milk
[ ] 13= a horse
[ ] 14= a lesbian
[ ] 15= a stripper
[ ] 16= a pickle
[ ] 17= an orange
[ ] 18= a homo
[ ] 19= a jew
[ ] 20= my mom
[ ] 21= a homeless guy
[ ] 22= a whore
[ ] 23= my crush
[ ] 24= an easter egg
[ ] 25= a condom
[ ] 26= a jar of honey
[ ] 27= a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28= a french fry
[ ] 29= your dealer
[ ] 30= Paris Hilton
[ ] 31= your grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you're wearing-
[ ] White= because I love weed
[ ] Black= because I'm sexy as hell
[ ] Pink= because the little people told me to
[X] Blue= because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red= because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
[ ] Polka Dots= because I hate my life
[ ] Purple= because I'm gay and I love it
[ ] Gray= because I got dared
[ ] Other= because that's how I roll
[ ] Green= because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange= because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise= because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown= because I had to