B R I T I S H
[x] drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (yummy sausages and biscuits! )
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 2
A U S T R A L I A N
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian accent.
Total: 3
I T A L I A N
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. I don't have a grandmother :'(
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands
Total: 3
S P A N I S H
[ ] You say "member" instead of "remember".
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] You TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a "puta" is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] you know what platanos are.
Total: 3
R U S S I A N
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4
I R I S H
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
Total: 8
A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N
[ ] You say nigganukka casuall.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 3
A S I A N
[X] You have slanty-small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[X] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 5
G E R M A N
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 6
C A N A D I A N
[ ] You like play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1
A M E R I C A N
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart. (I do, but I don't like it -_-)
[x]You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3
B E L G I A N
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[X] You fully realize that your football team sucks
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 6
D U T C H
[ ]You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[x] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handy work projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 5
A R A B
[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "Engleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 1
Wow, this is incredibly racist....
 Killicillin · Sun Jan 02, 2011 @ 02:00am · 1 Comments |
