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From: XJerkFacex
To: Blue Eyed Wallflower
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:43 pm
Subject: You have a new Christmas Letter from XJerkFacex

Dear Blue Eyed Wallflower,

One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a planet for warmth drinking jello. I'm reading a book on the history of hammer-- really stormy stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty windy before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a blanket and snuggle up with a dragon on your lap!

Yours epically,
XJerkFacex
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From: Laurelindoren
To: Blue Eyed Wallflower
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:27 am
Subject: You have a new Christmas Letter from Laurelindoren

Dear Blue Eyed Wallflower,

I'm writing this letter to wish you a waxy Xmas! I'm sure visions of panda-plums are already coloring in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your kittens with boughs of water? Have you spiked the soup with plenty of napalm? Have you jump your loin cloth by the chimney with care? Did you leave out cerial and some vodka for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours happily,
Laurelindoren
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From: Harlequin Jill
To: Blue Eyed Wallflower
Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:15 pm
Subject: You have a new Christmas Letter from Harlequin Jill

Dear Blue Eyed Wallflower,

One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a bus for warmth drinking saliva. I'm reading a book on the history of gloves-- really pointy stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty tall before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a shoe lace and snuggle up with a hedgehog on your lap!

Yours easily,
Harlequin Jill
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From: Chefeetaboopers
To: Blue Eyed Wallflower
Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 8:57 pm
Subject: You have a new Christmas Letter from Chefeetaboopers

Dear Blue Eyed Wallflower,

Looks like winter's here--Stegosaurus have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my foot. So I got out a screwdriver and bathed them into a pile. Friend and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make alcohol angels.

Yours hardly,
Chefeetaboopers
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From: Seeka Star
To: Blue Eyed Wallflower
Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:09 am
Subject: You have a new Christmas Letter from Seeka Star

Dear Blue Eyed Wallflower,

I'm writing this letter to wish you a soggy Xmas! I'm sure visions of toast-plums are already wasn't in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your snowflakes with boughs of milk? Have you spiked the sprouts with plenty of wine? Have you past your shirt by the chimney with care? Did you leave out cookies and some boozie for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours loudly,
Seeka Star
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From: iMan On The Moon
To: Blue Eyed Wallflower
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 12:33 pm
Subject: You have a new Christmas Letter from iMan On The Moon

Dear Blue Eyed Wallflower,

One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a tree for warmth drinking beer. I'm reading a book on the history of pineapples-- really delightful stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty wonderful before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a shirt and snuggle up with a penguin on your lap!

Yours quitely,
iMan On The Moon
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From: Twisted_Misery
To: Blue Eyed Wallflower
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:04 pm
Subject: You have a new Christmas Letter from Twisted_Misery

Dear Blue Eyed Wallflower,

I'm writing this letter to wish you a magnificent Xmas! I'm sure visions of chicken-plums are already sliding in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your panties with boughs of dough? Have you spiked the squash with plenty of milk? Have you hide your knickers by the chimney with care? Did you leave out popcorn and some coke for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours uncomfortably,
Twisted_Misery
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From: iMan On The Moon
To: Blue Eyed Wallflower
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:41 pm
Subject: You have a new Christmas Letter from iMan On The Moon

Dear Blue Eyed Wallflower,

One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a Whale for warmth drinking soda. I'm reading a book on the history of plays-- really red stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty brite before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a shoe and snuggle up with a dog on your lap!

Yours quickly,
iMan On The Moon