maui boy no ka oi
I would be surprised. Then I would get on gaia/youtube/some other site filled with trolls and get some lulz, then I'd play a little Pirate Chronicles and go to sleep. Wake up next morning, if still feeling surprised, repeat actions 2-5. It can be written like this:
Where "recent event.bat" is referencing the recent event in question and "mood.bat" is a script setting the "mood" variable.
:ACTION
call "recent event.bat"
if %disposition%==surprised EXIT
call mood.bat
for %%x in ( gaia youtube ^/b^/ ) do (
echo %trollz%
set mood=lulz
echo lulz>mood.txt )
:PC
start http://piratechronicles.f2pmmo.com/
call mood.bat
if not %mood%==satisfied goto PC
shutdown /h
call "recent event.bat"
goto ACTION
call "recent event.bat"
if %disposition%==surprised EXIT
call mood.bat
for %%x in ( gaia youtube ^/b^/ ) do (
echo %trollz%
set mood=lulz
echo lulz>mood.txt )
:PC
start http://piratechronicles.f2pmmo.com/
call mood.bat
if not %mood%==satisfied goto PC
shutdown /h
call "recent event.bat"
goto ACTION
Where "recent event.bat" is referencing the recent event in question and "mood.bat" is a script setting the "mood" variable.
xd dude, i love you! join my guild!