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Devise a secret code with your friends then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask questions so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s questions in slow motion
Answer questions only with one word
Scream random words without anybody noticing it’s you
Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
Ask your professor personal questions
Every time the professor finishes talking clap
Eat paper
Talk very fast
Call the professor “Mom” or “Dad”
Count your hair
Talk with an accent
Answer questions in a different language
Fake spasms
Pretend to be scared of everything
Draw cartoon characters of your classmates or of the professors
Quote Family Guy
Write out plan on how to conquer the world
Pretend to Choke
Pretend to be drunk
Tap your feet on the ground loudly
Raise your hand for every question your teacher asks you but answer “oh i forgot”
Pretend to slip
Wink at the teacher
Wink at random people
Smack your thigh and smile at the people who look at you
Smile the whole lesson
When the teacher enters the room give a low bow
Pretend to sleep and snore loudly
Drop your pen and say “accio”
Ask your teacher where the potions room is
Ask the teacher where he/she is
Fake Fart Sounds
Ask the teacher for his/her phone number
Spill you pencil case/box on the floor
Pretend to be sick
Pretend to have photographic memory
Fake flashbacks
Tell people “I’m Pregnant”
Ask out the teacher
Repeat movie lines
Pretend you are Harry Potter and your scar hurts
Sing your favourite song
Twitter the whole lesson
Pretend to be Indian
Write a love note to the teacher
Talk to yourself
Snort Eraser dust
When the teacher enters the room Scream “next”
When the Teacher enters the room ask for a refund
On your assignments write very small or extremely big
Act like a nerd
Pull a “Michael Jackson”
Put some red ink on a ruler, then slash your wrists with it so people think you cut yourself
Talk in slang
Get into a fight with yourself
Pretend you are a gangster
Pretend you are high
Bring a bag of flour to school and on your desk make lines of flour and attempt to snort them
Once the teacher enters the room get the whole class to sing the national anthem
Act high
Stare at one object in the classroom for one lesson
Rate the teacher
Pretend you are “Susan Boyle” and sing “I Dream a Dream
Touch a Plug and pretend to get electrocuted
Fart
Sleep
Make odd animal noises
Act like an undercover spy
Write down everything the teacher says while repeating what they say
Laugh Stupidly for no reason
Act as if you were blind
Sit on the floor and beg for money
Think of the best excuses for being late/ not handing in your homework
Lick your stationary seductively while staring at a person
Begin Cussing at your self
Talk in gangster rap
Challenge your teacher to a rap battle
Pretend to chew gum
Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
Write a love note and leave it on the chair when you change period
Play an air guitar
Throw paper airplanes
Say random facts about people
Go up to someone you have never talked to before then tell them “i have this problem for years now i can’t take it anymore”
Narrate your life
Beat box
Whistle at random things
Count random things
Pass notes to people you have no interest in
Ask personal details about people you would never have talked to
Play your favorite song in your head
Think of what the teacher’s life was like
Rhyme the last words of everybody’s sentences
Play paper football
Search in your bag/binder for things you don’t have
Attempt to Find Nemo
Take some take and give yourself a waxing
Find a better thing to do than find 100 things to do when bored