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By the musical: Spamalot

In any great adventure, if you don't want to loose,
Victory depends upon the people that you choose.
So listen Aurthur darling closely to this news,
You won't succed on Broadway if you dont have any Jews.

You may have the finest sets, fill the stage with pent house pets
You may have the lovleiest costumes and best shoes,
You may dance and you may sing but I am sorrys Aurthur king
You'll get no cheers but lots and lots of Boos... (Boo)

You may have footmen by the score which the audience adore,
You may even have some animals from zoos,
You may pose and crouch instead, you may have unleavened bread
But i tell you you are dead if you dont have any Jews!

They won't care if it's witty or everything looks pretty,
They'll simply say it's sh***y and refuse,
Nobody will go sir if it's not kosher than no show sir
Even Goyan won't be dim enough to choose!

Put on shows that make men stare with lots of girls in underwear,
You may even have the finest of reviews (you're doin' great!)
The audiences wont care sir as long as you dont dare sir
to open up on Braodway if you don't have any Jews.

You may have dramatic lighting or lots of hotted fighting,
You may even have some white men sing the blues
Your knights might be nice boys but sadly we're all goys
And that noise that you call singing you must loose.

So despite youre pretty lights and naughty girls in nasty tights,
And the most inpressivee sceanery you use,
You may have dancing mananano you may bring ona piano
But they do not give a da**o if you dont have any Jews.

You may fill your plays with Gays have Nigirian girls in staves,
You may even have some chicks making some stews
You haven't got a clue if you dont have a Jew
All of your investments you are going to lose!

Theres a very small percentile who enjoys a dancing gentile
Im sad to be the one with this bad news
But never mind your sword play you just wont succeed on Broadway
You just cant succeed on Braodway if you dont have any Jews.

Aurthur can you hear me!?

To get along on Broadway to sing a song on Broadway
To hit the top on Broadway and not lose,
I tell you Aurthur king there is one essential thing...
There simply must be simply must be Jews.

There simply must be
Aurthur trust me
simply must be Jews!