Me: Hi! Ok so for the past few days, me and Max have been watching this show called Undateable on VH1.
Max: LMFAO Man is that show funny! Lol
Me: Hahahaha yea it is. We're gonna give some tips of how not to be undateable.
Max: Oh boy. This should be interesting.
Me: Here they are.
100. Man Shakes
99. Blue Tooth
98. Wrong Sheets
97. Mandanas
96. Tanks & Sleeveless Ts
95. Arm Wrestling In Public
94. "The Blank –STER"
93. Vanity Plates
92. Quoting Lines From Movies
91. Unfortunate Ties
90. Cell Phone On The Waist
89. Sports Cliches
88. The Flatulence Trifecta
87. Ordering Wine Stadium
86. Online TMI
85. Pleated Pants
84. Embellished Jeans
83. Rearrange Junk / Butt Pick
82. Sports Jerseys
81. Dirty Car
80. Aggressive Sport Fans
79. Murse
78. Whining
77. Jorts & Japris
76. Air Guitar
75. *****
74. Fake Swearing
73. Hawaiian Shirts
72. Overly Creative Voice Mail
71 Names For Breast
70. Listening To Lite FM
69. Skullwear68. Speaking In Cartoon Voice
67. Can't Throw Ball
66. Pet Names for p***s
65. Crocs
64. Pitted Out Shirts
63. Booya
62. Tap That / Hit That
61. Playing Dungeons & Dragons
60. Going Shirtless In Public
59. Owning Nunchucks
58. Bling
57. Stupid Tees
56. Bad Dancing
55. Busting Out Porn Too Soon
54. Biker Shorts
53. Talking About Video Games
52. Bro-Code
51. "Moist"
50. Leather Pants
49. Crotch Grab
48. Holiday Sweaters
47. Bad Table Manners
46. Cut Off Shorts
45. p***s Enlargement
44. Frequenting Gun Range
43. Tacky Texting
42. Chain Wallet
41. Getting Drunk On a Plane
40. Disturbing Laugh
39. Lame Pick Lines
38. Open-Mouth Breathing
37. Excessive Ed Hardy
36. Burping Loudly & Proudly
35. Owning A Van
34. Baby Talk
33. Dad Jeans
32. Hairy Back, Neck & Nose
31. Eminem-Speak
30. Wimpy Drinker
29. Double Demin
28. Bicep & Calf Implants
27. The Pregnant Man
26. Speedos
25. Bad Driver (Sissy/Rage)
24. Attending Geek Conventions
23. Talking in Third Person
22. Riding A Contraption
21. Moobs
20. Guy Lights
19. Bringing glove to a game
18. Tighty Whities
17. Bad Facial Hair
16. Gross Nails
15. Not paying on a first date
14. Dirty Hair
13. Fur Coats
12. Bald Denial
11. Steroids
10. Creepily into mom
9. Excessive Manscaping
8. Hock a Loogie & Snot Rockets
7. Mandals with Socks
6. The "V" Gesture
5. Bustin' a Sag
4. Plastic Surgery
3. Chewing Tobacco
2. Talking About Your Ex
1. The "C" Word
Max: . . . . . Dammnnnnn is that a long list!
Me: I know right. Let's talk about some of them.
Max: Murses are a little disturbing.
Me: Either you're gay, or you're GAY!
Max: lol I know right! And what about the word "moist" and the "V" Gesture.
Me: O_o Ugh don't even say that word. It's soo nasty. And don't get me started on the "V" Gesture. I see some guys do that at our school, and they're usually perverts.
Max: True . . . . . . . . so true. What about the "C" Word.
Me: What is that word and does it mean anyway?
Max: O_o uhhhhhhhhh . . . . . .
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Me, Max, and Ratchet :D
It's my life with the Maximum Ride charater Max and Ratchet. You can also read them and my other stories at Fanfiction.net, and my username on there is also spycutie009. The chapters are from my point of view. Enjoy!!!! :D
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