A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, ‘Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..’
The man was astonished and asked, ‘So what do I do with these?’
The doctor replied, ‘Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If
she says, ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw’, you hit her head with the shovel.
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"Really? I'm sorry to hear that."
"Yeah, he fell off his guard tower."
14/88
I adopted a ....thingy
Name: Awesomesaur
Age: eleventy- seven
Likes: me!!!
Dislikes: normal people
Owner: Inge11 (me)
Get one now!