Elturi,
You know how the song goes:
"GOOEY men say only ZOMBIES rush in."
Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another
minute to feel your SQUISHY embrace. Now I know how
SHEVA felt when the POTATOES first parted to reveal
HARRY POTTER silhouetted against a SOAPY sky. It was
DEPRESSED at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right
here, TEXING SPASTICALLY until you get here.
Yours truly,
AkaMidori
Dear anton02,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a REALISTIC journey
to the deepest PIKACHU of my FEMUR. Any fool could see
that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in RAPTURE
and dance with me across the undulating WATER BOTTLE?
The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the
formality of courtship and SHOOT like EATING MINTS?
Yours truly,
AkaMidori
Dear Pikku Prinssi,
When I think of you, I get ELEPHANTS in my SPLEEN.
Though it makes me feel PINK, it's also exciting.
Whenever we DRINK together, it feels like all the
angels in heaven are DANCING at once. How could one
person make me feel simultaneously HUGE and GIGANTIC
with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a PECK of the NOSE?
I hope we can keep KILLING together for 23 years.
STUPIDLY yours,
AkaMidori
Vindictive Fox,
You know how the song goes: "TINY men say only CANDIES rush in."
Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your
SMALL embrace. Now I know how SHEVA felt when the WAFFLES first
parted to reveal CHRIS silhouetted against a FUZZY sky. It was BUBBLING
at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, SNIPING JUSTLY
until you get here.
Yours truly,
AkaMidori
Dear heart c a n d ii ,
How I long to hear your cute song again. What was it called?
Ah yes, Overprotected. How your warm voice lingered in the
air like the cries of a wounded hamsters. Such exasperated!
Let us join together and hug in unison, your fuzzy song carrying
our hearts to tight heights.
With love,
AkaMidori
AkaMidori Community Member 
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