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6. Mother
Ah, what should I do... I've told my mother I've got a diary, and now she wants to see! You told your mother about me?! Weeeell, I didn't tell her you could speak, all I said was that I had found an old dusty book, and that I used it as a diary. Old and dusty? Thanks a lot. I thought you were proud of your age? What on earth made you think that? Could it be the fact that every time I ask your age, you tell me the double amount you did last time? You should really listen more closely to what I'm telling you. I've always said that I was created seven hundred trillion years before the earth was created. Oh, so you're like some "god" or something, then? I'm way better than the bible. The bible doesn't talk. We're going a bit off topic here. What were we talking about? My mom. Oh. Anyway, I don't want to show you to her, because-because she would freak out by the fact that I talk? No, because I had a naughty joke some chapters ago. What joke? "Fap your pages?" Remember? Oh right. She probably doesn't know what fap means. She knows more than you would think... Well, I wouldn't want to be seen anyway, so I'm just going to add more reasons not to be showed to her. Wait, what? [********]
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