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Ah but these brave ex-Gaians, the paladins of Sexy Secondary Characters, had found their calling in these A/M/Cian and focused their efforts. Though they had lost the battle in Gaia, they were determined to not let the spread of Mainstream Bishie Gods.

They began to spread further word of their religion, and A/M/Cians came in flocks to listen. However, within the ranks there was a spy, who went by the name of PAK, from the country of Trolls. He gathered as much intell as he could and ran back to his country. The Trolls, who had been in ruin for quite some time, took this information and struck a deal with the Gaian King.

"We will help you get the A/M/Cians to worship the Mainstream Bishies, but in return, you will restore our country's former glory."

Lanzer pondered about this, and agreed. He sent armies of trolls to wreak havoc among the A/M/C communities with sermons cleverly disguised as Sexy Secondary Characters. Once a A/M/Cian was lured in, they were brainwashed to worship the Mainstreams.

The two ex-Gaians were horrofied that they couldn't do anything to stop this. But one day, a Sexy Secondary Character descended from the Heavens and spoke to them.

"This is the doing of the Trolls," he said. He told them how they would have to leave the A/M/C to travel towards Barton Town to seek the help of a man with a talking cat. "He will tell you where it is you need to go and aid you in your journey." He took out a scroll and entrusted this to them. "Give him this and tell him I sent you."

They nodded and soon set out on their journey. They were targerted unmercilessly by many Trolls, but the Sexy Secondary Gods shielded them from harm.

Halfway to Barton Town, they rested in a small village called Skittles FUN park. The leader of that village, Jose, let the two Paladins rest in his home.

"This war," he said, "Has brought many other countries and small villages to ruin. Skittles used to be a prosperous village, until...well."

The first Paladin closed her eyes, "Yes, we can see that. But King Lanzer will do anything to obtain absolute power over this Planet." She turned towards her friend, "Don't you agree, Chrys?"

The second Paladin took a sip of her drink, "Of course, AAH. It hurts me to see how much the civil wars in A/M/C have gotten worse since we left." She looked down at her drink, "Um, Jose, was it? What is this drink called?"

Jose let out a hearty laugh, "That, my dear is Melon Berry." He leaned back in his chair, "We don't have much, but we do grow excellent candy fruit....the thing is...the Skittles, which is the special ingredient to combine all flavors has stopped being delivered. The Skittles ingredient comes from a little shop in Virtual Hollywood village, but they were taken over by the Trolls. So much of our food supply has been cut."

AAH slammed her hands down on the table and stood up, "We should do something! What do you say, Chrys?" She looked over at her friend's chair, only to see it empty. "Chrys?!"

"Whatcha waiting for, AAH?" Chrys said. AAH turned to look over at the door. "Let's go and defeat them!" She waved at Jose, "Thanks for the drinks!" Jose nodded and watched the two Paladins leave.

"Such kindness," he said with a sad face. He turned around, walked over to his laptop and turned it on. Instantly, Lanzer's face popped up.

"Have you sent them to Virtual Hollywood, Jose?" the King hissed. Jose nodded. "Good. You know what would have happened to your precious village if you had failed, right?"

"Y-yes, my Liege." Jose trembled with fear. Lanzer gave him one last look.

"Your reward will be granted as soon as those two pathetic wenches are out of my way. Goodbye." The screen faded to black, leaving one poor village leader defeated on the ground.

"I'm so sorry, young Paladins. I really am."

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What will happen next time? Keep watching for more adventures and plot twists in The Tales of Two Gaians!

A/N: The other Paladin mentioned here is Almost A Hero. And you know who the first one is. Please remember that these little episodes are nothing but a parody. This is not meant to insult anyone in anyway. (Not even Lanzer) whee