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I believe that the Pillsbury commercials on the youtube are the most annoying commercials of all time. Jeebus, how can I listen to U2 and the Hoodoo Gurus and other things with these dang gummit 15 second Pillsbury bits in my way?

GRAH!!!

Anywho I find the rest of the world confusing and now as I decide on what I should listen to next I whine at the thoughts of having to break something... Of course with a big hammer... Course I replay David Bowie's Queen b***h, and then set off to finish what needs to be done. Yes, the whining.

I like someone, actually several someones. Funny how life is, after a three year crush on someone leads to a division of heart and soul. My soul leans on one and heart on another, like some strange love novel or a crack-fueled film which could be well directed by anyone over the age of 40.

Now playing Viva La Vida, to remove it from the recommended songs... I feel like I should take up my axe and cut into the skulls of my many headed foes. Though similar in appearance and personality, they are never to be the same. Like Vogon poetry or school based softcore porn, it will destroy a little inside and outside. These foes, swift like molasses and smart like Jillian, Brian's ex-girlfriend from Family guy, they will come... Slowly... Unless they get lost...

Now I listen to the Killers' song, Bones. It makes me wonder, what love is. Yes, I'm some crazed emotional meat-sac. I have to be, for no one else is. Our school's halls are lined with drama. All of it in drug drenched tales or some blasphemous sex scandal. All of it is for naught though, no one cares. Like one of those ever popular soaps, but one that lies unwatched for eons on our telly. Fells like daggers this loneliness...

Switching to a darker song, Oingo Boingo's Helpless... For every tale has a darker side, even I have one. Never has a thing such as the darkness ever truly won the war, right? We'll a month or so ago, we proved that to be wrong, and then in the end we lost to a crazed pumpkin headed... What is Jack? Anyway, I feel like I must confess a sin of mine... No, I haven't killed anyone, nor am I a rapist. I am the one disliked by everyone's mother though... Don't know why though, must be the Stache... Laziness is not much of a crime though...

Well goodnight humble rant, I bid you aduew... Jeez, I need to learn to spell that...