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Dear journal,
I know it seems like it's been months since I've posted on my gaia survival guide, but don't be fooled. It's actually only been two days.
...two long as hell, grueling days.
I located my house next to some bimbo wearing 3-D glasses. I guess she's my neighbor. I'll kill her and use her house as the place I bring chicks to to have sex with. No need to have love stains on my new furniture, after all. I also have completed the Beevis avatar and have successfully spammed some of my friends profiles for money. Oh how corrupt I am turning out to be. The fish in my aquarium seem to be dying, but I couldn't give a rats a** about that either.
I have also found that in gaia, you are forced to live in a ******** 1870's sod home, but you have a futuristic as ******** garage that can hold three cars. Not surprising is that I have a Syion or some s**t, and it's a complete rust bucket. Upon finding this out, I've also found out you can join in rallies. Hopefully, I can partake and make my rusty piece of s**t worth something by driving into the crowd, hopefully killing hundreds. Until next time, I bid you farewell, and wish me luck.