LOLz check this out... I was bored so I re-read the Dragonlance book, Dragons of Autumn Twilight and added my own (quite strange) character!
Tanis's hand shot towards his sword as a female elf entered the camp. All went silent. The maiden wandered aimlessly among the adventurers. (Tanis, Flint, Caramon, Goldmoon, Riverwind, Tas [yay! Tas!] and Raist) She sat down and stared at Tas. Her thin lips spread out in a smile.
"Ooh! Kender!" She exclaimed. Tas smiled back at her.
"I'm Tas! Oh, and you got pointy teeth!"
"Tas!" Tanis growled at the childlike kender. The elf turned to the group.
"I take no offence, give a point to the little guy here!"
"Uhm, actually, it's Tas..."
"Give a point to Tas!" She smiled wider, revealing a set of pointed fangs. "I'm a vampire!" The troupe stared at her blankly. "You know, suck blood, hunters?" (Strange huh?) The group still gave her blank looks. Suddenly Raistlin (if that's how you spell his name) opened one of his many books.
"Vampire... Vampire..." He said in his whispering tone. "Vampire... Vamp- ah! Here it is...
Vampires were known far and wide even before the Catyclysm. (spelling...? I am horrible at spelling...) They were banished to an island far away from the mainland and magic was somehow not there when they arrived. Unfortunatly, there was a tribe of elves on that perticular island and they started to ward off raids by sacrificing (not sure with spelling...) one of their young elves.
There you have it." The elf maiden smiled even wider (if that was possible) and nodded.
"A couple points for the magi! I'm Tykurrasra, you can call me Tyk."
That's pretty much it... It was funnier, but I don't have much time left...
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