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11.) I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
12.) One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
13.) All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal. Evil Note: Remember one of the Marine rules of combat: Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap, life is expensive.
14.) The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
15.) I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
16.) I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
17.) When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
18.) I will not have a son. Although his ludicrously ill-planned attempt to usurp power would fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
19.) I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
20.) Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
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These are the voyages of pilot, slight crazy in the head. Here, we'll see into the world of aviation, or his crazy rants, or some works of interest, or, uh, well, um......alright fine! I have no idea what I'll put here, I just make it up as I go.
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