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Chapter 9. Well.. Ya See.. It Does This Thing....... That Makes You Happy When You Drink It....

[the next day]
After a day of being bugged/stalked by Yukue to not forget about what she asked and some random visits from her sempai and teammates, Ishizu started packing her bag. She stuffed her bag with clothes and a few weapons, and filled ker kunai pouch. Running around her house making sure she had everything she needed really tired her out. Halfway to Her Her bag on the couch, with a peice of clothing in her hand Ishizu collapsed onto the table immediately fell asleep and started snoring.
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Attracting a few stares a group of noisy people wandered down the road towards Ishizu's house. It was about around seven thirty, when most people are starting to wind down abit from the days work.

"sakesakesake!!" One of the people in the group chanted. "sakesakesakesake!!!!"

"Are you even old enugh to drink!?" Two other people asked, one had a girly voice and the others was a girls voice. They were answered by being ignored and more chanting.

"Why does he wants ssa..ke so bad??" A quit shorter and younger member asked To the person who's hand he was holding. This threw the person off alittle, and he took his time answering.

"well.. ya see.. it does this thing....... that makes you happy when you drink it...." He tried his best to answer. "BUT!! you can't try it until your older!!" he said quickly afterwards.

"hmm" The last figure mummbled some unheard words just as they neared Ishizu's house.. Well.. Her big genjutsu bubbled covered dome house thing.
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Slipping off the table, Ishizu awoke with a start.

"NO, this is MINE!!!" She shouted clutching and holding up the scarf in her hand. "ehh??" she mummbled looking around then getting to her feet.

Looking around she remembered what she was doing before she had gone unconsiouse and tucked the scarf into a pocket on her pack.

She thought she heard a weird noise for a moment but then shook it off taking it as sleepyness and went to the kitchen for a drink.

After pouring some iced tea for herself she came back out of the kitchen and thought the noise she heard earlier had gotten louder. Stopping for a moment she slowly followed the sound to her door and put her ear to it.

"what the hell??" She said out loud as the noise came closer and closer until she figured that it was voices that she heard, voices, shuffling feet, crumpling bags, and clanking glass.

Just when she was about to stop listening and open the door it bust open sending her flying to the other side of the room and crashing into the wall.

The opened door reveiled a triumphant looking Kuuske Laughing like a maniac." Ha! Ha! Ha! Haa..." He looked around. "hey.. were is Ishi-chan??"

Ishizu moaned from behind the couch on the floor, with little x's in the place of her eye's. This made Kuuske and Eliot, who had let go of Zonen's hand, Run to her.

"ISHIII-NEEE!!" Eliot wailed at the same time kuuske shouted "ISHII-CAHNNN!!!" Kuuske started shaking her by her shoulders wildly.

The loud noises and shaking, but mostly the noises, woke Ishizu up.

"WHAAATTT THEEE FUUUCCKKK!!!" She screamed punching Kuuske in the stomach, not knowing who he was. Then looking around she saw Eliot.

"Eliot! what are you doing here!??" she said hugging him, then she realized that she had spilled the tea all over herself. "Uck! who the heck kicked my door in!?" Eliot pointed to Kuuske who had somewhat recovered.

Zonen coughed and got everyone's attention. "well.. were here for a little party before you go Ishizu."

"Yeah!" Everyone said in unisone. wow! if i wasn't me this would make me cry!! Ishizu thought.

"Okay, well i gotta get out of these wet clothes." She said glaring at Kuuske who was now a safe number of feet away from her.
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[alittle later]

Everyone was laughing and having a good time. When the time came for Eliot to go back to the orphanage there was alot of screaming and crying, crying from Eliot who didn't want to leave but was being dragged away by Zonen and screaming from Ishizu who worried that her Zonen sempai was hurting her little Eliot.

After all that stuff was over and Zonen had returned with a new bite mark on his hand, the real party was on! Yukue couldn't stop talking while Kuuske and Mizado had a drinking contest. Ishizu was half in the conversation of Zonen Yukue and Zonens boyfriend Katski, and halfway rooting her friends on. Soon everyone started drinking, even Yukue who was saying it was bad but still drinking it.
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"Yukue ...s..shut up" Ishizu slurred after having one to many. "g -hick- gowd."

"Sh..shut up??" Yukue said slowly. "Thatsss.. a we-hick-weird word. I wonder ow-hick-how it origonated."

Yukue and Ishizu started giggling like it was an inside joke. It was later that night and the others had fallen asleep drunk and sprawled out everywere in the living room. Kuuske was snoring and drooling on the table. Mizado had passed out on and was taking up half the couch. Zonen and Katski were asleep on the other couch, like a couple would be.[use your imagination....xD]

"h..hey!" Yukue hissed trying to whisper, getting Ishizu's attention. "Look a-hick-at those fags over t-there!!" She slurred referring to Zonen and Katski. Ishizu stared at them long and hard.

"wh-who are-hick-....who are those guys??" She pondered. Yukue looked at her as seriouse as someone could look at another person while drunk.

"...who-hick-.....who a-are...you??" She asked suspiciously. Ishizu was confused now.

"I....iiii....don't kn-hick-know.." She responded.

"www..well get outta my h-hick-house gir...girly." Yukue said with alittle venum in her voice. Ishizu only nodded and got up unsteadily, about to leave her own house. Yukue smirked before passing out.

Ishizu had gotten two hole feet, with the wobbling, before tripping over a pillow and passing out on the floor. What a day.


Bloopers! Or whatever….

-Take 1-

Attracting alot of stares a group of noisy people wondered down the road towards Ishizu's house. It was about around seven thirty, when most people are starting to wind down a bit from the days work.

"CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!" They chanted rooting on kuuske who was guzzling down bottles of sake."CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!"

"Zonan-san, do i look nice in this dress??" Katski asked his man while batting his eye's. He was wearing a frilly yellow dress that went beautiful with his long hair.

"You look like a princess."Zonan replied smirking.

Well this is what was going on, Kuuske had net tights on with a black bunny costume complete with the ears. Mizado wore a coat with tailes, black tightywhity's, a tophat, and mesh stockings, his was all purple. Eliot wore the cutest little frilly gown that looked like what Katski was wearing accept it was pink an katski's was yellow. Zonan wore a magician's costume along with the top hat, it was black and red. And Yukue wore a genie costume.

"THIS IS GONNA BE A HELL OF A PARTY!!!!" Yukue yelled.

When they showed up at Ishizu's house it wasn't covered in a genjutsu, instead it had flashing neon lights on it that said 'Ishi's Club'. When they went inside they saw a stripper bar/dance club. As Eliot Ripped off his dress to reveil his stripper clothes(hardly anything) and went to join hot mocha on the pole, Ishizu walked out with the narrator. Ishizu was also wearing a bunny costume and the narrator wore The Ultimat Pimp Suit.

"Well people! this is gonna be a busy night!!!" Narrator shouted much too loud, deathening Yukue. "Work hard and make your pimp happy!! Or i'll be forced to use my pimp hand!! Gaara will show up on the platter later on in the night!! As the main event!!" With that the crew was dismissed.
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[later that night]

The scene at the Bar/Strip Club was hectic. There was loud music, Drunks, Money, Stripers, Booz, and a death Yukue.

As told It was a busy night, but the crew did a good job seeing as if they didn't they'd get b***h slapped. Yukue could be seen screaming to a costomer. Kuuske, Ishi, Mizado, and Zonen performed on stage. Katski and Eliot stripped for the crowds, And at the end, Gaara was carried out on a platter and stripped almost all of his clothes off. There was thunderouse applouse, and Some old rich dude tried to buy gaara for the night.And probably succeded. A happy story.