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So over the weekend, Sunday to be exact; April 19, 2009, I was over at my girlfriend's place and we had just gotten back from McDonald's for lunch/dinner and--I don't remember how it happened--but we got on the discussion about Heaven and when you die and God and Jesus...Anyways. After that my girl tells us about one of her dorm mates who says--because apparently someone--worshipped their room's door as their Deity and we all know that of the Ten Commandments, being #1, it states:
"Thou shalt not worship any other God before me."

Well I don't remember it all exactly but what I do know is that apparently there is no Xbox in Heaven...Yeah...Sad.

Now during this discussion about there being no Xbox in Heaven, my friend Dan calls me on my cell and asks what I am doing. I told him:
"I'm hanging with my girl." and he pouts.
"Every time I call to hang out, you are with your girl."
"Only the past three months." I replied back.

At this point my girl is like. "Tell him there is no Xbox in Heaven."
"Dan,"
"What?" he answers. I took in a deep, heavy and sad sigh; building up the excitement, then I spoke.
"There is no Xbox in Heaven."
A moment of silence then he replied with.
"There's Playstation 3."
I cracked up laughing and answered back.
"Nope. There is no Xbox, Playstation OR Wii in Heaven, Dan."
Now I about needed 911 to come save me because what he said next made me laugh as much as the scene in the movie: Bruce Almighty-the part with the azz-monkey. He replied, smartazzedly and sarcastically, mind you.
"Well there is Praybox and Holystation."

After I got off the phone with him I told Katy and her mom why I was laughing so much and they instantly laughed and giggled.

So yeah...Everyone out there please keep this in mind-and be sure to tell everyone you know:
"THERE IS NO XBOX or PLAYSTATION or WII IN HEAVEN!"