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ok im gonna go right back to the ryan journal after this but i cant resist.

{Timon nervously drums his fingertips together, chatters his teeth, and bites his nails as the hyenas approach with sinister laughter. Timon gets an idea; he waves his arms in a "time-out" signal.}

Timon: {approaching the hyenas} Waaait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second.
Pumbaa: {confused, then severe} Uh, Timon? What are you doin'?
Timon: {theatrically, down on one knee, proposal-style} Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena... would you do me the honor of becoming... my bride?

{The hyenas are dumbfounded; Pumbaa gulps, his mouth falling wide open. Shenzi pauses for a beat before responding. Broadway farce-style music begins, the dialogue falling into the music's patter rhythm.}

Shenzi: I don't think so!
Timon: {milking it} Shenzi Marie, please. I know what you're thinking: "We're too different." "It'll never work." "What will the children look like?"

{Cut back to Pumbaa, who is still frozen with shock, mouth wide open.}

Shenzi: {disgusted} Ooh, that violates so many laws of nature.
Timon: {backing up against the wall} Listen to me! The problems of a couple of wacky kids like us don't amount to hill of termites in this nutty circle-of-life thing. And so I ask you: If not now, when? If not me, who? {miserably; pleading} I'm lonely.

Pumbaa: {tapping him on the shoulder; sniffling, putting the best face on his shattered emotions} Can I be your best man?

-now lets mix it up a bit, shall we?-
Kurama: {approaching the angry cat girl} Waaait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second.

Yusuke: {confused, then severe} Uh, Kurama? What are you doin'?

Kurama: {theatrically, down on one knee, proposal-style} Princess Crystal Jestine Heart... would you do me the honor of becoming... my bride?

{Crystal is dumbfounded; Yusuke gulps, his mouth falling wide open. Crystal pauses for a beat before responding. Broadway farce-style music begins, the dialogue falling into the music's patter rhythm.}

Crystal: I don't think so!

Kurama: {milking it} Crystal Jestine, please. I know what you're thinking: "We're too different." "It'll never work." "What will the children look like?"

{Cut back to Yusuke, who is still frozen with shock, mouth wide open.}

Crystal: {disgusted} Ooh, that violates so many laws of nature!

Kurama: {backing up against the wall} Listen to me! The problems of a couple of wacky kids like us don't amount to hill of termites in this nutty circle-of-life thing. And so I ask you: If not now, when? If not me, who? {miserably; pleading} I'm lonely.

Yusuke: {tapping him on the shoulder; sniffling, putting the best (sarcastic) face on his shattered emotions} Can I be your best man?

LOL just thought i'd mess w/ u!