Stephenie Meyer just failed big-time:
I've heard of this new "hot" book Twilight. I dont want to even go INTO how much it's vomit. But here's what the story technically is, and my friends agree with me.
Bella: I love you Edward.
Edward: I dont care, your worthless and always need saving. *Smack smack.*
Bella: I still love you no matter what. . . No matter how much you abuse me.
Edward: Well I dont care, Im too awesome with my sparkling self and all.
Bella: All that matters is you look good. (Which he doesnt.)
Edward: I dont care! *Breaks up.*
Bella: Noooo!!! My life is completely ruined because my abusive boyfriend broke up with me!!!
I've heard of this new "hot" book Twilight. I dont want to even go INTO how much it's vomit. But here's what the story technically is, and my friends agree with me.
Bella: I love you Edward.
Edward: I dont care, your worthless and always need saving. *Smack smack.*
Bella: I still love you no matter what. . . No matter how much you abuse me.
Edward: Well I dont care, Im too awesome with my sparkling self and all.
Bella: All that matters is you look good. (Which he doesnt.)
Edward: I dont care! *Breaks up.*
Bella: Noooo!!! My life is completely ruined because my abusive boyfriend broke up with me!!!
