IM SAM AND I LOVE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE WITH ALL MY BLACK LITTLE HEART A.K.A THE BEST BAND IN THE PLANET AHHHHHHHH I LOVE THEM TO DEATH AND GUESSSSS WHAT!!!!!!! IM A VAMPIRE smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile WELL AT LEAST I THINK SO smile SEE YA LATER
I am a Demolition Lover. I am NEVER okay. I was welcomed to the black parade. I am young, and I don't care. I am disenchanted. I am filled with unapologetic apathy. I mourned Mikey's glasses and the death of Pansy. I live Life On The Murder Scene. I cried to The Ghost Of You. I cried to Famous Last Words. I worried about Bob & his burn. I helped Gee stay sober. I have an obsession with Ray's hair. I am not afraid to keep on living. I Crashed The Cemetery Gates. I've brought you my bullets when you brought me your love. I've given three cheers for sweet revenge. I know what they do to guys like us in prison. I've gave 'em hell, and hung 'em high. I've killed all my friends. I gave you gallons of blood. I've seen the early sunsets over Monroeville. Vampires can never hurt me. I am DEAD! And I will be buried in all My favorite colors. Black. So shut your eyes, kiss me goodbye, and sleep. These are my famous last words. So, thank you for the venom.
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I SUPPORT BOB'S SOLO PROJECT!!
BOB FOR PRESIDENT!!
BOB FOR LIFE!!
(put this on your profile if you support Bob)
Skittles or M&M's?
Mikey: Skittles!! F*** yes Skittles!!!!
Gerard: Wow...uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude, no way! M&M's are way better.
Frank: But they all taste the same! Put some variety in your life man!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: Oh...well it is now!
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( ^.^ )THIS IS GERARD WAY! IF YOU THINK
(" wink _(" wink HE IS CUTE PUT HIM ON YOUR PROFILE AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
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( X.X ) THIS IS FRANK IERO! PUT HIM ON
(" wink (" wink YOUR PROFILE AND HELP HIM ON HIS WAY TO WORLD DOMINATION!
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( -_- ) THIS IS MIKEY WAY! PUT HIM ON
(')__(') YOUR PROFILE AND HELP HIM TO HAVE REVENGE ON BOB!
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( '.' ) THIS IS BOB BRYAR! HELP HIM TO
(" wink --(" wink CONTINUE SPREADING MIKEY'S NUMBER BY PUTTING HIM
ON YOUR HOMEPAGE!
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( "_" ) THIS IS RAY TORO! IF YOU THINK HE
(" wink _(" wink HAS A NICE HAIR, PUT HIM ON YOUR PROFILE!!!!
Gerard: D***a** that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: Oh...well it is now!
My name...
is...
Sam...
And I, Sam, have something to tell you...
I LOVE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE WITH ALL OF MY BLACK LITTLE HEART!!!
and i want you to give me all your poisen,
and gimme all those ******** pills...
and gimme all your hopless heart...
and...
make...
me...
ill...
So shut your eyes, kiss me goodnight, and sleep.
and one more thing...
LOOK AT MY PRETTY BRACELET AND TIARA! IM A ******** PRINCESS!!! =D
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Keep Bob away from the cameras
Keep Ray away from the hair straighteners
Keep Mikey away from the toasters
Keep Gerard away from the needles
KEEP FRANK AWAY FROM GERARD!!!
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You Know You're an MCR Fan When...
1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.
20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like s**t if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You've Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard "Gee."
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to.)
-We've fired the Bullets, and felt the Revenge.
-We are lacking the Romance.
-We've faced the bullies, and we Gave 'em Hell,
Then Hung 'em High.
-We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
-No one loves us, so we Don't Love You,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
------A real MCR fan:
1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade and Teenagers.
2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name
3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5.Real M.C.R fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
6.Real M.C.R fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a M.C.R concert.
7.Real M.C.R fans have this on their profile.
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..--M--... put this on your page if
..--C--... you are proud to be part of the
..-aRmy-.. MCR army.
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Gerard Way:
"Be yourself, don't take anyone's s**t, and never let them take you alive."
"It's okay to be messed up 'cause there are five dudes that are just as messed up as you, and we overcome that in order to do what we do."
"Go ******** a whale."
"You're going to come across a lot of shitty bands and a lot of shitty people. And if any one of those people call you names because of what you look like or because they don't accept you, I want you to look right at that ********, stick up your middle finger and scream ******** YOU!!!"
"Are you on our side and you want to be different, or are you on that side and you want to throw a football at my head?"
"Emo is a pile of s**t."
"So many people treat you like a kid that you might as well act like one and throw the television out the hotel window."
"When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become.”
"We steal each others make-up. It's like a couple of bitches fighting over a hair dryer."
"We want you to live. We want to save your lives. You saved ours. We never want to let a single thing hurt any of you. And you should all know.. if you support us.. you are not a cult. You are a ******** ARMY."
"I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude."
"I suck at playing skeeball."
"I'm a ******** cupcake!"
"You can beat us. You can burn us. You can break us. You can drown us. You can poison us, but WE WILL NOT STOP."
"I don't understand this cutesy front man tag I've been given. I just thought people liked me because I'm a crazy a*****e."
"Frankie and I were 'raided and molested' by four unmarked SUV's carrying special task force agents for going 'a little too fast down an off-ramp. They pulled us out of the car and immediately asked Frankie, "Where's the weed, nappy?" and then began to frisk us up. One cop in particular was spooked by me for no reason at all and would not come near me. He was yelling, "Yo, that guy looks dangerous. He's a vampire!" When they let us go, the same guy came up to us and asked if we were Satan worshippers. I was wearing blue jeans and a black t-shirt and I believe Frankie was wearing sweat pants, so we didn't exactly have a ******** goat head in the trunk."
"I am the master if the wicket."
"Look at me with my pretty bracelet and tiara. I'm a ******** princess!"
"My Chemical Romance is a life saving band for most, if not all, of their fans."
"The Black Parade is a big middle finger to the world."
"Know that when you say "MCR saved my life," the feeling is mutual."
"Alright Donnington! I know something you don't... and that is I'm not wearing any underwear."
"If you come to a MCR show, you're probably a little ******** up. That's OK. We're just as ******** up as you."
"If you don't go to high school you will definitely go to jail."
"Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going through it alone."
"The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell."
"When I was writing it, I was remembering how hard it was to be a 16-year-old in high school. I always wanted to be an artist, so I was this loner kid who just got drunk all the time. I only had one real friend. There was a girl I really liked, and she ended up taking really sleazy photographs with her boyfriend, and that really crushed me, I was just swimming in this pit of despair, jealousy and alcoholism."
"It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us."
"When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different."
"It takes me a while to tell stories. I think it's because I was drunk for three years"
"I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay... it's popular."
"I'm sick of seeing my face, but I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face because it's MY ******** face!"
"We go up on stage every night and look like the most dangerous cupcakes in the world."
"It tastes like somebody stole my wallet..."
"Were not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like 'Uhh this sun stuff kind of sucks'"
"What I Like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favourite, because I just had her go through this goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge."
"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"
"Yeah, Frank is pretty sexy. We're all kinda sexy. Our fans definitely are."
"Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the s**t out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just ********' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too."
"Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you..."
"Um, lots of people grab my a**. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in Boston, it usually doesn't happen. We went over to England and it happened at almost every show. I don't really enjoy any kind of invasion of privacy like that I guess. Grabbing my package is obviously a total invasion of privacy I'm not into that at all."
"That's what happens when you're all borderline psychotic and therein lies the beauty of this band - our duality. There's a duality to each band member too. There's a desire to have this constant conflict. If we write a song and it turns out really poppy, we have to make the lyrics really ******** up. There's psychosis to everything we do for sure. One day we're probably gonna write this number one pop tune that will be about a massacre!"
<>?<> Put this on your profile if you have
<>?<> given three cheers for sweet revenge
<>?<> and joined The Black Parade
* Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
* Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
* Real MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
* Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
* Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.
*If you are a guy, you always refer to your girlfriend as Helena, no matter what her real name is
*Whenever you have to go, or someone else has to (preferrably to bed), you say "so long and goodnight"
*You refer to your guy friends as Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray, and/or Bob
*If you are a girl, you continuously talk about how (insert member's name here) is hot/sexy, and that you WILL marry him someday
*If you play the Violin,Viola and when the Teacher says play the "RE" string you think of Ray...Because thats how it's pronounced..
*When ever you here "Im Not Okay" and when Ray goes into his SWEET guitar solo you drop what ever you'r doin and fallow his headbanging...(yes I do this)
*Whenever you get someone back, you give "Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge"
*Your computer wallpaper/room posters/buddy icon/screenname have the band in them
*You go to EVERY MCR concert that's held, even if it's in another state
*While at a concert, you jump up on stage and glomp Gerard once the song is over, causing security guards to have to pull you away
*You write on your will that you want to be buried in black
*You don't ask to be buried in black, but instead you asked to be buried "in all your favorite colors"!
*You try to copy Gerard's voice everytime you sing, whether the song is by MCR or not
*You refuse to listen to any other band other than MCR
*When you get married, you ask if your husband/wife will carry you To The End
*Whenever someone gets arrested, you go to the person and say "You have no idea what they do to guys like you in prison, don't you?"
*When asked "how are you," you respond with either "I'm not ********" or "I'm ******** I promise"
*You join the Black Parade!
*Not only that, but DYED it BLONDE of all blasphemers!
*You creamed your pants when "Dead!" made it to Guitar Hero 2
*But then cried again when you found out it was only for the xbox version, and you have the PS2.
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