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movie quotes!!!

-Monty Python
“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”

“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”

“'Tis but a scratch'
'A scratch?! Your arm's off!'
'No, it isn't.'”

“Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok”

“Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!”

“He must be a king.
Why?
He hasn't got s**t all over him.”

“I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am”

“He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!”

“He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.”


oh.. here's one from Princess Bride (if you haven't seen it then do. it's a very funny movie)

Princess Bride
“You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?”

rofl