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You're so poor even Beggars give you money.

Yo Grannie so damn poor she bounces food stamps.

Your Teachers so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo Priest so poor he uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes.

Yo Doctor so poor, he uses chewing gum as a bandaid.

You family so poor you's live in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.

Yo sister is so po...sh*t, she can't even afford them last 2 letters!

Yo Dentist is so poor she uses white-out/tippex as your tooth filler.

Yo' Cleaner so poor she can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the floor...

Yo Poppa so poor his idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya!

You Star Wars friend so insanely poor that I walked into his house, asked to use the bathroom, and he handed me a shovel saying: "May the force be with you."

Yo Father so poor that when I aks him what for dinner, he take off his shoelaces and says - Spaghetti!

Yo older sis getting so poor she's planning on getting married...just so she can get the rice at the wedding.

Your lecturer so poor he uses his cardboard box as a blackboard.

Yo' so poor, you get more government handouts than an English farmer

Yo' best friend so poor he have to fart just to get a scent (cent).

Yo Gossiping wife so poor she can't even afford to put her two cents into this conversation...

Yo Grannie so poor that when I asked her what's for dinner, she tried to throw ME in the oven!

Yo' Mommy so poor I went over for dinner, saw 3 beans on the table...took one and she said - "Don't be greedy!"

You Auntie's so poor she gotta live in a 2-story Dorritos bag...

Yo big brother so freakin poor I stepped on his old banged up skateboard and he yelled - "Get off my F****in CAR"

Yo Computer geek friend so poor he uses a Commodore 64 to surf the web.

Your pimp so poor he just bought an imitation of a fake Rolex

Yo Reverand so poor the congregation run over animals outside the church just to help with food...

Yo Gardener's so damn poor that when I pissed in his yard he thanked me for watering the lawn...

Yo Mama's so damn poor, her front porch matt says 'Wel'...

You so piss poor...hold on, you don't have a pot to piss in or even a window to throw it out of...

Yo Uncle so poor I went into his house, swatted a pesky firefly and he screamed - "Who turned out the lights?"