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"My beloved Emergency Sugar Rush,

You and I are just two communist people trying to make it in this Amish world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of necrophilia in the past, and I know you've dabbled in incest, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our conditional love. Without you, I'm nothing but a pig sucking cheese through a firehose.

I think you just accerated all over me! D8

Yours sexily,

This Devil Wears Converse"

XDDDD

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My beloved Emergency Sugar Rush,

You and I are just two babymaking people trying to make it in this babymaking world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of spreading herpes in the past, and I know you've dabbled in contracting herpes, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our unprotected *sex* love. Without you, I'm nothing but a an unlucky guy who's allergic to rubber.

Hoep you've had your shots. xD

Yours ( cool ,

This Devil Wears Converse"

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Dear Emergency Sugar Rush,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a SCREW ME journey to the deepest SCREW ME of my SCREW ME. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in SCREW ME and dance with me across the undulating SCREW ME? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and SCREW ME like SCREW ME SCREW ME?

Luk! Thar's a hiddn methage! xD

Yours truly,

This Devil Wears Converse"