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Lol, here are a few V-day messages from the generator...enjoy~!
;D

Dear Knuckles82,

How I long to hear your girly song again. What was it called? Ah yes, "Ooh ooh ooh-wah-ooh-wah". How your Horny voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded tasmanian devil. Such gay! Let us join together and butt-sex in unison, your rough song carrying our hearts to hot heights.

Lol...I just typed random words...hope it sounds funny!

With love,

Loyal Hachiko

Dear oreo poet,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a gay journey to the deepest cucumber of my shoe. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Mianus and dance with me across the undulating picture? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and squish like fawking bitches?

;D Thought it'd be fun to send another~!

Yours truly,

Loyal Hachiko

My beloved Vamps2Bats,

You and I are just two weak people trying to make it in this horny world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of crack sniffing in the past, and I know you've dabbled in fat, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our gay love. Without you, I'm nothing but a bitchy tasmanian devil.

Lol...funny?

Yours fiercely,

Loyal Hachiko

Dear Vamps2Bats,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a gay journey to the deepest turtle of my spleen. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Mianus and dance with me across the undulating cocaine? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and sniff like moaning unicornS?

lol

Yours truly,

Loyal Hachiko

Dear red eyed shinigami,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a gay journey to the deepest hole of my butt. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Mianus and dance with me across the undulating strip club? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and fawk like moaning Tasmanian Devils?

Lol, is it funny?

Yours truly,

Loyal Hachiko