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When I was little my mom would tell me that rain is angels crying.
That's when I noticed that whenever it rained, bad things happened.
I couldn't believe it, I never wanted those angels to be sad
After I didn't believe in weeping angels.
Bad things happened when there was sun.
But secretly while everyone was killing themselves to be cool
I went out and got some lemons
So instead of slitting my wrists I drank lemonade with too much sugar.
Instead of making a noose I had a pretend tea party with too sweet lemonade.
Instead of taking my own life I saved my friend's.
I ran in and hugged her and asked her what's wrong.
She told me that it's too much to take.
I hugged her again and took outside my house.
And together, in the rain ,we drank too sweet lemonade.

You know that old bible story?The one with the Arc?
You think Noah remembered everyone monkey and aardvark?
Have you ever wondered why you never see dragons in the sky?
Well you know how Noah brought every animal?That was a lie.
For 40 days and 40 nights it rained, and rained.So dragons could not take flight.
Noah built an arc that could fit everyone. Riiiiight.
What happened to the unicorns, and the dragons you ask?
Well Noah has the answer hidden like a face under a mask.
These animals were non-conformist you see.
The other animals just couldn't leave them be.
Noah saw this as his chance
He gathered the animals he liked together they would dance.
The sad mermaid and Troll cry together as the Arc set sail.
Seeing the ship leave the nymph began to wail.
That is what happened, that's the truth I tell you!
Noah forgot the other animals because they didn't say something like "moo!"

When you scoop out your vital organs with a spoon...
Then offer them to me with a cherry on top
I will gladly accept and eat them all
I will say I enjoyed it
to be polite