I've been addicted to zOMG, hence why I haven't been updating. I WILL get two more Ribbons damnit.
This issue is sponsored by Siafoam, who saved you all from a shitty holiday special.
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this is ark angel his parents died by the dark king his brother darkeis is his evil brother they dont know that they brother tell me if you think i should make a book and enter that
Go for it! Be sure to call it DNAngel.
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HEY EVERYONE!
i hope u like my avi...if it sucks...blame me...im sorry!
but if it doesnt suck to u...than ur awesome!!
so..vote and comment!
i hope u like my avi...if it sucks...blame me...im sorry!
but if it doesnt suck to u...than ur awesome!!
so..vote and comment!
I'm the fairy of self loathing! I beat myself over the head with quarters before I put them under your pillow.
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i really wuv christmas so i made this avi. this is my frist entry ever so i hope ya'll like it.
There's a huge plague of entries with nothing but the Christmas items. Does anyone seriously expect these to win?
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He is a evil fallen angel forced to live in hell for the rest of eternite.
Wasn't eternite what Superman was weak against?
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hope u lik it
I won't lik it, I'm not a whore.
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ummmmm im a snow angel and im gonna make it snow XP
You're a snow angel and you can make it snow? I thought you could end world hunger.
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The time has come that you shall be forgiven of your sins, but should you sin again, eternal damnation awaits.
Christianity is about forgiveness, not vindictiveness. Way to defeat the purpose.
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i been a bad angel now look i'm on lock down
Are you ready to apologize and come out of timeout?
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i made this cuz my friend has a guild and u need to make a dark or light angel soo i made both
You made Satan? Satan is a fallen angel. Don't believe me? "How you have fallen from heaven,O star of the morning, son of the dawn!You have been cut down to the earth,You who have weakened the nations!" (Isiah 14:12. "Star of the morning" was the reference to Satan in Latin times.)
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for women of all kindes my wings are open just for you
and for the men i prey you meat your destined lover
and for the men i prey you meat your destined lover
I'm assuming this is a pun. And if it is, you get a spot here because it sucks. If it isn't, your spelling sucks.
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this is amy
the angel of snow
so what do u think of her?
the angel of snow
so what do u think of her?
I'd tap that. If I were really, REALLY desperate.
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Holding the flower that her lover, satin, gave her the last time they met. Thinking only of him when she twisting and torments every person she is to watch over. roaming the sky awaiting her next victim. The Devils Angel.
No caption needed.
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the best way to get your life taken
is when i'm the one doing it
is when i'm the one doing it
When I die, the last thing I want to see is a cluttered avatar. C'mon, I want my moments before I head to Hell to be memorable.
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A man who lived in heaven happy and care free awaiting his wife to join him. Once he hears his wife has died he becomes very excited to see her, but then he hears god rejected her and sent her to hell he went crazy killing anything he could see because his heart had gone black he left heaven and now forever roams around hell searching for his wife.
Yeah, thanks honey, I really wanted you to apeshit and kill innocent angels and God. That's exactly what I wanted. a*****e. And by the way, I slept with the cable guy.
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just thought id try to make an avi that looked cool so i came up with my angel avi. first i wanted an avatar that was cool so i got the angel part but it was still missing something so i got the scythe and thought that it was perfect for me
Do I even need to point out the flaw in his logic?
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Issue 16 was short because there weren't too many angelic entries. I worked with what I could.
I'm scrapping previous issue ideas, it's now up to you. Pick a topic, I'll put it up for voting.
Otherwise Issue 17 will be venturing into the pseudo-darkness again with "Delightfully Gothic." It speaks for itself.
