So today's Christmas, and you know what that means, kiddies? Me and all the other bored Jews get to complain that all the stores are closed and go see a movie. Here's the problem- Mom and I went and saw 'Marley and Me'. Now I was thinking 'okay, it's a cute movie about a funny dog, this will be a nice light movie to waste a couple hours on one of the most boring days of the year'. It turns out the commercials are HORRIBLY deceptive. I have NEVER cried that hard during a movie in my LIFE. Sure, I tear up a little whenever I see 'Homeward Bound', but oh my god was this movie depressing. We were both weeping by the time we got to the credits. So here's your warning- don't see this movie unless you enjoy being depressed or unless you hate animals.
On a lighter note, Happy Hannukah peeps! I've had a good holiday (other than the movie thing today). Here's the kick-a** loot I've gotten and given.
GIVEN:
'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes' and the new Nickelback cd- Mom
Mustaches and Mario gum- Spencer
Earings- Aunty, Katie and Tony (I wound up getting lots of earings for some reason)
Ice cream flavored jelly beans- Emmy
Visa card- Bubby
GOTTEN:
cds- The Offspring, Chicago, AAR, Sara Barielles (Mom and Aunty)
Bones season 3 from Mom
Two brand spankin' new wriststrong bracelets from Mom (WOOOOOOT!!!)
a Daily Show shirt from Mom (*droooool*)
enough iTunes cash to choke a moose (Mom and Aunty)
a Borders giftcard monkey from Katie (I used the card to get John Hodgman's new book, YAY)
a cute wristband from Tony (SQUEEEEEEE!)
lots of candy canes from Emmy and Pandrea
I feel totally spoiled but my GOD these gifts were thoughtful. Thanks everyone, I love you guys!
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